Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Jun 4, 2012
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Enough already.


I'm old, I thought perhaps that's what you kids call it these days - seem to have adopted all the other shit. I've even heard Brits saying 'Baby Mama & Baby Daddy'

uuuurgh!!
:lol:

It's still the toilet, or the bog or the pisser. At the most Americanised push...bathroom, because at least in a house there is a toilet in a bathroom.
 
Apr 7, 2014
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I've been a teacher in this country and abroad for 15 years. We're absolutely miles behind most countries in terms of education. I don't think I need to tell you why Hazza, but I will - Tory government and the lack of funding given to education (or anything for that matter). If you can't educate your own you might as well as go back to living in mud huts.

This country - England - is the laughing stock of the world at the moment given Brexit. Plus we don't have enough money to pay for policing, doctors, firemen, anything.

What the fuck is going on?
Crappy GDP growth.
 
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Jul 15, 2012
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People driving slow waiting for lights to turn yellow and red or just slamming on their fucking brakes at 40mph in order to catch the red light. I barely get to work on time.

Also, I live in El Paso and their isn't shit to do here other than get old and retire. Most people are from Juarez and can't drive worth a damn. They drive slow as fuck trying to catch every damn red light because for such a big city ain't shit going on here. People drive slow as fuck here because most have blue collar jobs and are on the clock or on their way to buy burritos for lunch.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Absolute killjoys, there's people on my Facebook who constantly talk about politics and one of them is one of those "I fucking know everything" sort of cunts who shoots people down who don't agree with him, anyway to cut a long story short, he called me a "hedonist" so I googled the meaning and got this

"a person who believes that the pursuit of pleasure is the most important thing in life; a pleasure-seeker."

Now tell me how this is a bad thing, I'm guilty of trying to enjoy myself as opposed to what? Telling every cunt they're wrong? This guy is one of those who loves regulation, it wouldn't surprise me if he was one of those health and safety officers you get on building sites lambasting workers for trying to set fire to their pubes with sparks from a grinder.

His profile picture is him leaning against his car.

A Volvo.
 
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People (women mostly) who take forever at the cash register. They wait until they're at the fucking counter before they decide to start counting their lose change to pay for whatever it is they're buying.


People who can't board a plane without being retarded.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Daily Mail or Independent article HEADLINES that SCREAM a lot of BULLSHIT and act like SOME COMPLETELY INCONSEQUENTIAL NOBODY has just achieved something of EARTH SHATTERING SIGNIFICANCE by stepping out to TESCOS wearing A YELLOW JERSEY or some INANE BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.

Inevitability followed by an article that repeats 4-5 things 3-5 times each, and the first sentence seems to always have an exclamation point whether it requires one or not!

Just a massive red flag that this article, and the entire website that hosts it, is designed exclusively for stupid people with low attention spans.

:hat
 
Jun 14, 2012
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There's a bloke I know here in town that's fuckin mad into darts. Both local and pro. Anyway there's hardly a day goes by without him posting long status licking the arse off BDO players. He acts like he's best friends with them and in their circle. The reality is that he's met them a couple of times and gotten a pic taken. He tags them in his posts and not once from what I've seen have even liked the post, nevermind actually acknowledge him.
 

NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
There's a bloke I know here in town that's fuckin mad into darts. Both local and pro. Anyway there's hardly a day goes by without him posting long status licking the arse off BDO players. He acts like he's best friends with them and in their circle. The reality is that he's met them a couple of times and gotten a pic taken. He tags them in his posts and not once from what I've seen have even liked the post, nevermind actually acknowledge him.

Know loads of blokes who do the same thing with lower level ex footballers that are now coaches at League 1 and lower clubs. Every time some former footballer posts something the same gaggle of people reply or like it or they will post something similar and then tag them in it, they hardly ever respond and if they do the latching on blokes treat it like they are life long buddies and talk about oh yeah we'll meet up and stuff. Seriously weird and deluded.
 
Jun 14, 2012
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Know loads of blokes who do the same thing with lower level ex footballers that are now coaches at League 1 and lower clubs. Every time some former footballer posts something the same gaggle of people reply or like it or they will post something similar and then tag them in it, they hardly ever respond and if they do the latching on blokes treat it like they are life long buddies and talk about oh yeah we'll meet up and stuff. Seriously weird and deluded.
It's kinda embarrassing man. In the last couple of hours he's after posting two or three times saying he can't wait to meet into so and so. I bet they see it and either roll their eyes or think who's this clown.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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People who refer to Barcelona as Barca(I'm sometimes guilty of this too, bad habits catch on), when you say Barca you've said the hard bit, just finish it - lona.:mad
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Lancashire
I also hate it when they give a film a second title like for instance - Independence Day: Resurgence

Just call it Independence Day 2.
 
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Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
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In a deplorable basket
The relentless spamming through the adverts on the TV channels here of images of the overbreeding, disadvantaged, diseased, malnourished and maimed Third World in an effort to emotionally blackmail me into paying the salary of some cunt pulling £300k a year out of the charity and dozens more earning over average salaries.

I used to have a Direct Debit set up for an animal charity (WWF, maybe) but I cancelled that when it became apparent they were spending my money on glossy, illustrated literature to send to me asking me for more money rather than on freeing Bobo The Dancing Bear.
 
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May 21, 2013
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Bacon in Australia, fuck me it is absolutely terrible, basically thin cuts of gammon. Not one single place does it properly, even the expensive shit at the shops just isn’t right.
 

DBerry

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Jun 11, 2013
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'Straya, cunt.
Bacon in Australia, fuck me it is absolutely terrible, basically thin cuts of gammon. Not one single place does it properly, even the expensive shit at the shops just isn’t right.
You’ll have to find an artisan butcher or go to the big markets, our bacon is way different to English bacon, however. There should be an English style butcher up there (if you’re still in Sydney), google that and you’ll find a place that sells what you’re looking for, either that or make your own.
 
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May 21, 2013
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You’ll have to find an artisan butcher or go to the big markets, our bacon is way different to English bacon, however. There should be an English style butcher up there (if you’re still in Sydney), google that and you’ll find a place that sells what you’re looking for, either that or make your own.
It’s just not the same pal, it’s weird.

But will try your suggestion.
 
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May 22, 2013
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Australia
Bacon in Australia, fuck me it is absolutely terrible, basically thin cuts of gammon. Not one single place does it properly, even the expensive shit at the shops just isn’t right.
You’ll have to find an artisan butcher or go to the big markets, our bacon is way different to English bacon, however. There should be an English style butcher up there (if you’re still in Sydney), google that and you’ll find a place that sells what you’re looking for, either that or make your own.
Wait there is different kinds of bacon?
Different as in not just short cut, long cut or diced??
 
May 16, 2013
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When people add extra words to sentences that have no particular value. For example the screenshot below from another forum. The poster was admin so I'm probably fucked for questioning him (can't call the mods cunts like we can on here)

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