It’s just not the same pal, it’s weird.
But will try your suggestion.
Keep your eye out for this stuff Smith, I found it in Coles tonight.Wait there is different kinds of bacon?
Different as in not just short cut, long cut or diced??
People who kiss you on the cheek(s) when they meet you. Fuck that shit. Whether you're male or female a handshake will do. If not then a "pleased to meet you" will suffice.