Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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When you're talking about football and people go on about assists.

"Assists"

They were called crosses when I were a kid.
'Assists' is such an Americanisation. It's a cross or a pass.
 

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
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'Straya, cunt.
When cunts take shopping trolleys onto escalators and the wheel likes kick in and lock it in place. But the fuck wit pushing the trolley pushed the trolley into the centre of the escalator and now that the locks are activated you can’t get past them.

So you’re stuck waiting on the slow escalator when you just want to walk past
I do that. Deliberately.
 
May 16, 2013
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I hate the way Americans call their leader's family 'First Lady', 'First Daughter, 'First Son' etc.

I cringe every time I hear it.

It would be funny though if they actually had a female President with a husband called Adam.
 
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Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Shoppers in my store that unload their basket or cart ridiculously slowly with one hand while holding a bag or something in the other, WTF you retard! Put the fucking bag down for a second and use both hands! Make haste you idiot!

:mad
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
When folk working check out pack your bag like a complete retard. I try to always pack my own stuff. Mainly because I like to have cold stuff all together so I can drop those things straight in front of the fridge/freezer when I get home, obviously di the same with the other stuff too so everything that goes in low cupboards goes together, anything in high cupboards goes together, cleaning products all in one bag and so on or at least mixed with their most likely partners.

To make that easier I put my stuff from my basket or trolley on in a decent order when getting to the checkout. Heavy stuff first then softer things last so they can go on top. Simple.

But then you get some retard checkout chick that just starts packing and throwing everything in the bags at once so you end up with bread going in before tins, frsh fruit getting TKO'D by bottles of diet cherry coke, or a bag with a combined weight of a washing machine and your other bag containing the weight of a cocks length of candy floss.

Also the check out tits that want to talk to you. I ain;t taking to poor people. Fuck off.

Every one should use self service and fuck these cunts off.

That dim cunt on self service that has to check you are old enough to buy paracetamol and vodka that is colour blind and can't see the flashing red light alerting her to come over and do her job, or she is just stood there thinking about why she even exists. Dim cow justs chats to random folk rather than working. Amount of times I've left my shopping without paying, just walked straight out is beyond fingers and toes now, proper Falling Down scene gong off too many times. Really pisses the wife off, we don't argue much apart from after I've ditched her at the check out.
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Using the word "bird" when referring to a woman, pisses me off for no reason whatsoever
 

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
38,400
13,993
47
'Straya, cunt.
When folk working check out pack your bag like a complete retard. I try to always pack my own stuff. Mainly because I like to have cold stuff all together so I can drop those things straight in front of the fridge/freezer when I get home, obviously di the same with the other stuff too so everything that goes in low cupboards goes together, anything in high cupboards goes together, cleaning products all in one bag and so on or at least mixed with their most likely partners.

To make that easier I put my stuff from my basket or trolley on in a decent order when getting to the checkout. Heavy stuff first then softer things last so they can go on top. Simple.

But then you get some retard checkout chick that just starts packing and throwing everything in the bags at once so you end up with bread going in before tins, frsh fruit getting TKO'D by bottles of diet cherry coke, or a bag with a combined weight of a washing machine and your other bag containing the weight of a cocks length of candy floss.

Also the check out tits that want to talk to you. I ain;t taking to poor people. Fuck off.

Every one should use self service and fuck these cunts off.

That dim cunt on self service that has to check you are old enough to buy paracetamol and vodka that is colour blind and can't see the flashing red light alerting her to come over and do her job, or she is just stood there thinking about why she even exists. Dim cow justs chats to random folk rather than working. Amount of times I've left my shopping without paying, just walked straight out is beyond fingers and toes now, proper Falling Down scene gong off too many times. Really pisses the wife off, we don't argue much apart from after I've ditched her at the check out.
I like all my frozen and cold stuff to be packed together so the remain frozen and cold, not so it’s more convenient to drop it off in front of where it goes so someone else will put it away. I hate my asparagus, berries and mushrooms getting fucked up because they put the tinned stuff on top of them , not due to the weight, ffs man, what sort of pipe-cleaner-limbed monster are you!?
 
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Mar 24, 2015
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I like all my frozen and cold stuff to be packed together so the remain frozen and cold, not so it’s more convenient to drop it off in front of where it goes so someone else will put it away. I hate my asparagus, berries and mushrooms getting fucked up because they put the tinned stuff on top of them , not due to the weight, ffs man, what sort of pipe-cleaner-limbed monster are you!?
He had a point about people trying to put light, malleable goods under weighty ones (preventable if you pack yourself like everyone else). But completely lost the plot with wanting things packed in the most suitable order for his own system of unpacking and with the quote "I aint talking to poor people" painted himself for the cunt he is.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
21,438
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Castle Duckula.
He had a point about people trying to put light, malleable goods under weighty ones (preventable if you pack yourself like everyone else). But completely lost the plot with wanting things packed in the most suitable order for his own system of unpacking and with the quote "I aint talking to poor people" painted himself for the cunt he is.

Fucking check out worker.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
21,438
10,040
Castle Duckula.
I like all my frozen and cold stuff to be packed together so the remain frozen and cold, not so it’s more convenient to drop it off in front of where it goes so someone else will put it away. I hate my asparagus, berries and mushrooms getting fucked up because they put the tinned stuff on top of them , not due to the weight, ffs man, what sort of pipe-cleaner-limbed monster are you!?

More a case of the shitty plastic bags we have in the UK that can't take decent weight. Since we had to start paying for the bags they have got that bit smaller, you used to be able to get loads in and now you struggle with three bottles of two litre pop.

Surely having things bagged together is better than everything all over the place? It's easier having a bag that has shit snacks and pop in it and a bag with stuff for the fridge and fresh fruit, a bag with the bleach, cleaning stuff and bin bags or toilet paper in it.
 
Jun 14, 2012
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People that don't leave stuff where its supposed to be. Hate sitting down about to tuck into a bit of grub and there's no sign of the salt and pepper. Go look for it and after 5 minutes you find them hidden in a cupboard. Just leave them on the fuckin table.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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People that don't leave stuff where its supposed to be. Hate sitting down about to tuck into a bit of grub and there's no sign of the salt and pepper. Go look for it and after 5 minutes you find them hidden in a cupboard. Just leave them on the fuckin table.
My girlfriend's mum keeps the jar of coffee and the jar of sugar in two different places. Drives me fucking nuts. I replace it and make it right every time, but she never learns.

:hat
 
Jun 14, 2012
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My girlfriend's mum keeps the jar of coffee and the jar of sugar in two different places. Drives me fucking nuts. I replace it and make it right every time, but she never learns.

:hat
Depending on the mood I'm in it drives me borderline insane man.