Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

May 19, 2013
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I move shit all the time. Even in my own house.

Cups in the right cupboard one week, next week I'm putting them up in the left. I don't know why I do it. Maybe I just don't think it's important where they go, once they go neatly.
 

Squire

Let's Go Champ
May 17, 2013
5,635
2,061
Morpeth, Northumberland
When people add extra words to sentences that have no particular value. For example the screenshot below from another forum. The poster was admin so I'm probably fucked for questioning him (can't call the mods cunts like we can on here)

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That reminds me of the time someone on here said they 'did a 360' when they meant a 180, and about ten people replied telling them they just did a gay little twirl
 
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mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
22,468
9,996
Scotland
I move shit all the time. Even in my own house.

Cups in the right cupboard one week, next week I'm putting them up in the left. I don't know why I do it. Maybe I just don't think it's important where they go, once they go neatly.
I would legit fuckin murder you.

She's constantly putting my shit in new places. I'll ask her where my sunglasses are and she'll reply "in the drawer".

Easily 25 drawers in my house.

Drives me fuckin mental.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
2,743
1,812
Lancashire
People who just randomly swing an imaginary golf club and hit an imaginary golf ball in an effort to show you that they're some high powered person who's a member of a golf club and mixes with the rich and famous but all you think is what a fucking cunt they are, anyone does that near me again I'll just start playing air guitar the fucking bellend.

Stag do's, what happened to the days when the venue was a function room in some club and you had a stripper, why's it now a bunch of lads wearing printed t-shirts saying somthing like "Captain Cuntfuck and the Banter Bro's 2019" who spend a weekend in fucking Benidorm, then come back, have a game of crazy golf then onto the go-karts, then the horses, followed by an Indian and night on the piss? Self important tossers, you're getting married not going on a one way trip to Mars.

People who have to show that they work out, we've got a lad working with us at the moment who drinks protein shakes and for lunch has a little tupperware box with chicken and rice in it every fucking day, then say's how he's going to smash the gym after work, on the dash of his van, not the seat, the dashboard he has a pair of boxing gloves and those MMA shin pad things saying "look at me I do MMA, I'm hard" fucking creep put them in a fucking kit bag you soft cunt.
 

Slick Ric

Long limousines & jet airplanes
Apr 7, 2015
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People who just randomly swing an imaginary golf club and hit an imaginary golf ball in an effort to show you that they're some high powered person who's a member of a golf club and mixes with the rich and famous but all you think is what a fucking cunt they are, anyone does that near me again I'll just start playing air guitar the fucking bellend.

Stag do's, what happened to the days when the venue was a function room in some club and you had a stripper, why's it now a bunch of lads wearing printed t-shirts saying somthing like "Captain Cuntfuck and the Banter Bro's 2019" who spend a weekend in fucking Benidorm, then come back, have a game of crazy golf then onto the go-karts, then the horses, followed by an Indian and night on the piss? Self important tossers, you're getting married not going on a one way trip to Mars.

People who have to show that they work out, we've got a lad working with us at the moment who drinks protein shakes and for lunch has a little tupperware box with chicken and rice in it every fucking day, then say's how he's going to smash the gym after work, on the dash of his van, not the seat, the dashboard he has a pair of boxing gloves and those MMA shin pad things saying "look at me I do MMA, I'm hard" fucking creep put them in a fucking kit bag you soft cunt.
:lol: I enjoyed reading that.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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1,812
Lancashire
People who tear a crisp packet completely open.

People with their phones constantly out at concerts, sure take a photo or a quick video but don't film the entire fucking show.

People who boast about how much they drink and people who boast about what they drink, I saw some lads ordering Stella saying "yeah we're on the hard stuff love" meanwhile a pensioner at the other end of the bar is quietly smirking to himself while drinking JD straight.
 
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May 25, 2013
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Drivers that don't indicate, so I don't have a clue if I can cross the road or not.

Shoppers at Aldi who have to pack everything away at the end of the checkout instead of going to the designated area to do this so everyone in the queue has to wait for them, it literally saves them no time yet makes everyone else have to wait longer.
 
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Jul 15, 2012
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People who drive fast, impatiently, tailgate, and zoom by you only to slam on their brakes and turn on the next street or exit.
 
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Davvers

That's a Davvers promise!!!
May 24, 2013
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When you are watching a porn video based on a milf theme, perhaps a teacher or step mother starring your favourite milf actress. But then the male actor is about the same age as the fucking milf. You have to watch this tosser in a backward cap and rucksack pretend like he's just got back from college when he's got a receding hairline, tattoos, a 6' 4 frame and built like a marine, entering the scene with dopey avoiding-eye-contact exaggerated shy body language...WTF, sort your casting out ffs it's fucking abysmal
 
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Apr 7, 2014
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When you are watching a porn video based on a milf theme, perhaps a teacher or step mother starring your favourite milf actress. But then the male actor is about the same age as the fucking milf. You have to watch this tosser in a backward cap and rucksack pretend like he's just got back from college when he's got a receding hairline, tattoos, a 6' 4 frame and built like a marine, entering the scene with dopey avoiding-eye-contact exaggerated shy body language...WTF, sort your casting out ffs it's fucking abysmal
You prefer watching underage boys having sex? Wtf.
 
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Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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People who just randomly swing an imaginary golf club and hit an imaginary golf ball in an effort to show you that they're some high powered person who's a member of a golf club and mixes with the rich and famous but all you think is what a fucking cunt they are, anyone does that near me again I'll just start playing air guitar the fucking bellend.

Stag do's, what happened to the days when the venue was a function room in some club and you had a stripper, why's it now a bunch of lads wearing printed t-shirts saying somthing like "Captain Cuntfuck and the Banter Bro's 2019" who spend a weekend in fucking Benidorm, then come back, have a game of crazy golf then onto the go-karts, then the horses, followed by an Indian and night on the piss? Self important tossers, you're getting married not going on a one way trip to Mars.

People who have to show that they work out, we've got a lad working with us at the moment who drinks protein shakes and for lunch has a little tupperware box with chicken and rice in it every fucking day, then say's how he's going to smash the gym after work, on the dash of his van, not the seat, the dashboard he has a pair of boxing gloves and those MMA shin pad things saying "look at me I do MMA, I'm hard" fucking creep put them in a fucking kit bag you soft cunt.
Baby Showers in the UK.

Our good friends in the US invented this load of shit, why do we need it over here?
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Ridiculously visible tattoos on girls/women - all over their arms and legs. I used to work with a stupidly good looking lassie, incredibly intelligent. Weighed in at about 8 stone...had tattoos all over her legs and arms. It just spoilt her.

Rio Ferdinand.

Ben Shephard.
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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1,812
Lancashire
I hate it how certain weather conditions like a hot sunny day or snow can turn grown adults into giddy children.
 
Jun 28, 2013
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1,363
UK
Strangers trying to chat to you or ask you something when it's clear you have earphones in. I then have to go to the effort of lifting my arms from their relaxed place, to take my earphones out to hear whatever mundane thing they said. Arrgghh!
 
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mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
22,468
9,996
Scotland
Strangers trying to chat to you or ask you something when it's clear you have earphones in. I then have to go to the effort of lifting my arms from their relaxed place, to take my earphones out to hear whatever mundane thing they said. Arrgghh!
I find this worse with services.

I went for a massage the other day and the woman was trying to chat away to me when I'm there to relax, ffs.

I hate it when barbers do it too.
 
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Jul 15, 2012
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Ridiculously visible tattoos on girls/women - all over their arms and legs. I used to work with a stupidly good looking lassie, incredibly intelligent. Weighed in at about 8 stone...had tattoos all over her legs and arms. It just spoilt her.

Rio Ferdinand.

Ben Shephard.
I remember when tough guys only use to wear tattoos. Now people will put anything on their bodies. Nowadays it's for attention.

To each their own.
 
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