Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
2,980
2,063
Lancashire
People who step off at the top/bottom of an escalator and dither about while every other cunt is trying to get off as well.
 
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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
22,481
11,161
Castle Duckula.
When you are having a great dream. Wake up for fuck all reason and can't get back to the dream.

When you are out shopping or wherever and you get that disgusting whiff that all fat people carry with them, disgusting filthy creatures.

Inconsistent toasters.
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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7,108
Girls who do that daft thing with their lips on facebook or instagram or whatever they call those shit social media platforms.

Alan Carr

Graham Norton

Any of those programmes that involve loads of randoms doing wank stuff - Strictly Come Being a Fuckhead, Big Brother, X-Factor, Bake Off. I'm sure there are more.

Good Morning Britain (Piers Morgan especially).
 
Jun 7, 2013
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Eastenders pisses me the fuck off, every time I’m flicking through channels and catch a 2 second glimpse, someone’s crying, about to cry and have just finished crying, how the fuck anybody can enjoy that show baffles me
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
35,418
12,487
Steam is a really good gaming platform, but holy shit it aggravates me when I have an hour free to play Ark, and I go to load it up and it tells me I have to wait for 35 minutes for a 2.4 gig update to download and install. And when it's done and my gaming time is cut by more than half, it appears for all intents and purposes to be 100% same game that it's been for several months. What the fuck did you need that massive update for? I only ever play the single player anyway. :fire

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Clarence Worley

leaner than mandy...
Nov 19, 2018
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2,840
Steam is a really good gaming platform, but holy shit it aggravates me when I have an hour free to play Ark, and I go to load it up and it tells me I have to wait for 35 minutes for a 2.4 gig update to download and install. And when it's done and my gaming time is cut by more than half, it appears for all intents and purposes to be 100% same game that it's been for several months. What the fuck did you need that massive update for? I only ever play the single player anyway. :fire

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I uninstalled it as it wanted updating every single time I turned my pc on
 
Jun 14, 2012
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Eastenders pisses me the fuck off, every time I’m flicking through channels and catch a 2 second glimpse, someone’s crying, about to cry and have just finished crying, how the fuck anybody can enjoy that show baffles me
It's fuckin miserable television man. Right down to the colour scheme it's just a half an hour of pure fuckin misery.
 
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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
22,481
11,161
Castle Duckula.
Netflix deciding to aim all sci fi at 14 year old girls.

Sure people pitch them great ideas and the first response is how can we adapt that so that teenage girls will like it.
 

Presuming Ed

Doddle
Oct 17, 2017
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I find light-switches that are outside pub or cafe bathrooms far more fucking irritating than i probably should. Either have the light-switch inside the bathroom (not like they're fucking shower rooms is it), or leave the fucking thing on. Walk in then walk out, hunt the fucking lightswitch, half the time have to get your phone out to find the thing. Fair raises my heckles frankly.
 

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Doddle
Oct 17, 2017
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Eastenders pisses me the fuck off, every time I’m flicking through channels and catch a 2 second glimpse, someone’s crying, about to cry and have just finished crying, how the fuck anybody can enjoy that show baffles me
If i lived in an East End as ethnically homogeneous as the one they portray, i'd be pretty fucking chipper tbh.