Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Yolo Swaggins

I wear your Grandads clothes
May 16, 2013
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I find light-switches that are outside pub or cafe bathrooms far more fucking irritating than i probably should. Either have the light-switch inside the bathroom (not like they're fucking shower rooms is it), or leave the fucking thing on. Walk in then walk out, hunt the fucking lightswitch, half the time have to get your phone out to find the thing. Fair raises my heckles frankly.
But how am I supposed to switch the light off for laughs while some unsuspecting drunk is taking a shit ?
 

Presuming Ed

Doddle
Oct 17, 2017
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But how am I supposed to switch the light off for laughs while some unsuspecting drunk is taking a shit ?
Indeed. That's the other bollocks thing about having a lightswitch for a room, outside of the fucking room. Seriously, what is the point of it?
 
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There’s a little known phenomenon that exists in rap music for beatmakers. If some of my music is made public, an unknown rapper who makes terrible music will often show up in my inbox looking for beats. The rapper will have an inflated ego for no reason. If I suggest they pay me for my music, they’ll suddenly get their feelings hurt and end the conversation with a “remember my name when you see me at the top” followed by a block, unfriend, etc.

I have one of these interactions waiting for me when I get home.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Not getting ketchup when I pick up a burger and fries combo via drive-thru.
McDonald's is by far the worst for this. At least, they are here. I eat there maybe once a year, and always ask for no cheese on my burger. I think it's been about six years since I actually got a burger with no cheese on it.

There's a burger chain here called Burger Fuel, their burgers are around the same price but 10x better. If they fuck up your online order even a little bit, you get a free burger. I probably eat there once a week. :lol:

:hat
 
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Yolo Swaggins

I wear your Grandads clothes
May 16, 2013
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Or you can flick it on and off really fast loads and make someone have an epileptic shit.
Another favourite of mine is trying the door handle a couple of times or unloxking it with a coin to give your target the ultimate toilet anxiety
 
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Haggis

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Why not just ask for a hamburger haggis? instead of saying can i have a cheeseburger and hold the cheese
Because if I want a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder or a filet of fish, all of that comes with cheese. Obviously. And McDonald's cheese is straight up garbage.

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Haggis

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May 16, 2013
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It really shits me when I go to read an article on the online version of a proper newspaper, and 75% of it is just a list of random everyday wankers on Twitter making inane comments on whatever happened. Literally the laziest sort of moronic "journalism" short of just straight up making shit up.

:hat
 

Beefcake

Disgruntled Mexican
May 21, 2013
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McDonald's is by far the worst for this. At least, they are here. I eat there maybe once a year, and always ask for no cheese on my burger. I think it's been about six years since I actually got a burger with no cheese on it.

There's a burger chain here called Burger Fuel, their burgers are around the same price but 10x better. If they fuck up your online order even a little bit, you get a free burger. I probably eat there once a week. :lol:

:hat
For me, it's the local Wendy's drive-thrus that hoard their fucking ketchup packets. Someone told me they will not put ketchup packets in your bag unless you ask for it, which is probably true and complete bullshit.

Capitalism gone wrong. They charge goddamned near sit-down restaurant prices for their combos, and the motherfuckers are afraid to part with a few packets of ketchup.

Colorado Springs is notorious for chain restaurants and fast food franchises. Very few good independent burger stands around here.
 

AntG

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Nov 16, 2012
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Halloween, not the terrific John Carpenter horror film but the actual day, utter nonsense, no I'm not going out to a fancy dress party you odious cretins.
 
May 19, 2013
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Because if I want a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder or a filet of fish, all of that comes with cheese. Obviously. And McDonald's cheese is straight up garbage.

:hat
Fillet of fish comes with cheese?
What the actual fuck?
 
Dec 27, 2015
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Littering.

Just had to go down town for a few bits ealier on. Some skangery knacker was outside some pub eating some takeaway food. Casual as you like, just drops the wrapper on the ground and walks back inside the pub.

Hopefully he'll get hit by a bus on the way home.
 

AntG

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Nov 16, 2012
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Littering.

Just had to go down town for a few bits ealier on. Some skangery knacker was outside some pub eating some takeaway food. Casual as you like, just drops the wrapper on the ground and walks back inside the pub.

Hopefully he'll get hit by a bus on the way home.
Littering is one of my pet hates and you know what pisses me off even more about that story is there will be at least one bin in the fucking pub. I hope the shit he's eaten causes him long term health problems.