- May 25, 2013
I was hoping they'd pick the dude up and throw him in the pond with his new found fish friend.Those two guys fishing displayed WAY more patience than I probably would have. That pussy sends his kid in first to test the waters of those two fishermen's tolerance for bullshit and once they were nice enough to not tell the kid to fuck off, he comes chiming in playing the "White Knight" for fish.
Fuck, that reminds me of a story my sister told me about a friend of hers and her boyfriend about how he came to get divorced.
This dude's wife had been out with her friends, got pissed and coked to fuck and God knows what she'd been up to whilst he was back home with a few tins playing computer games or whatever. Anyway, missus comes back absolutely flying and in full nympho mode as soon as she comes through the door.
Hours of debauchery ensues - according to him with her being beyond very willing participation, she was positively egging him on with it all. And one of the things he said was "And her fucking arsehole ended up like this..." whilst touching both thumbs and index fingers together. Not quite goatse or doll above but seriously fucking gaping and it wasn't all the depravity that took place.
So, next day, she wakes up and all hell breaks loose with her completely abdicating any sense of responsibility for her participation or intoxication, blaming him for "taking advantage of her and defiling her" and telling him they're done before telling him to fuck off out the house. Which, like a fucking sap, he actually does and thereby cedes possession of the marital home to her.
But the real kicker for him, apparently, was when he went back a few days later to pick some more of his stuff and discovers the fucking cunt has binned his entire porn collection. He said "Fucking bitch, I'm going to miss that stuff more than her. Some of those mags I'd had since I'd had since I was thirteen. I had my first wank over a Fiesta mag in that lot. The cunt's thrown my past away."
That guy needs some serious supervision before he kills himself. He's definitely a few slices short of a loaf, but to do that stupid shit over and over is a recipe for some serious injury, and it will only take one time.