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May 21, 2013
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IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED... A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2020 Super Bowl, both box seats.
He paid $11,500 each. It comes with ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and $400.00 bar tab.

Also a back stage pass to the winners locker room.

He didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St Paul's Church, in Orlando at 3pm.
Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a good cook too.
She loves to fish and hunt. She'll be the one in the white dress.
 
May 17, 2013
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Louisiana
Yeah, not a real hard one to get. But I'd have replaced the Cap'n Crunch with a slice of pizza.

Every time I think of burning my mouth with pizza I always remember that scene in the movie "Coneheads" when Beldar goes home for lunch and Primac hands him a plate with pizza on it. He takes a big bite after her telling him to be careful of the hot cheese and he jumps up screaming and squirts his mouth with Windex.
 
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