Porky's Corner...

  • CHB will be closing down as of 31st July 2021. It's been a brilliant experience to run the website for the past 9 years, however it's time for me to move onto different projects. Thanks to every single person involved, from staff, former staff, posters old and current. All support means more than anyone knows. Thanks for your understanding.

Porky Russ: Fan or Not A Fan?


  • Total voters
    18
May 26, 2020
50
36
49
I see that fat bastard has Coca Cola logo in his background.... surely Coca Cola can’t waste their time sponsoring this fat useless bastard?!?? It’s not like he’s a big YouTuber? You know He’s just put that up behind him to pretend that’s he’s got sponsors and is big time..... can you imagine at Coca Cola headquarters, marketing department: junior new digital business executive: “hi yeah.... I’ve got this great YouTuber we should sponsor.... he’s a real character” [plays an episode] 5 seconds later. yank manager: “stop that. Right the fuk now. Seen enough. Who the fuk is this fat bastard? I can’t even understand WTF he’s saying dude.... I mean the Coke brand represents fun, vivaciousness, an active life.... why the fuk we want to show an obese red faced bastard who actually looks like he drinks 8 cokes a day? We want to make it aspirational dude”.... “er he’s really edgy and popular though!” “How many views he got man?” “Er he averages 1000 views a vid!” “You fukin serious?!!? How the fuk you got a job here, you’re fired you limey fuk! Get the fuk outta here and go start your own sh1t channel you can’t do any worse than that fat bum!”.....
 
Reactions: Grant

emallini

Send your postcode and I will travel to fight you
Sep 2, 2014
3,608
2,606
He bought some Whitney off my boy 2 weeks ago