Priti Patel should be the next PM

[Trail]

"The Conservative Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher became her political hero: according to Patel, she "had a unique ability to understand what made people tick, households tick and businesses tick. Managing the economy, balancing the books and making decisions – not purchasing things the country couldn't afford"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priti_Patel

Fuck her, the stupid fat cunt.

 

[hellsbells]

 

[all at sea]

Fuck you, that's a desi Nigella if I ever saw one. In fact, I see a second career at hand, At Home With Priti. An intoxicating blend of high-brow political and current affairs chat show in the kitchen, as the goddess is featured in soft-focus shots, smouldering for the camera.

You need professional help......looking at that fat disgusting mess would put the average person off food for life.

 

[Bratwurzt]

She looks like a real daal to me

Enough of the Pilau talk.

 

[Ronsonfly]

You need professional help......looking at that fat disgusting mess would put the average person off food for life.

To be fair, you might have a point. She looks like she might have a back as hairy as a chimp and a cunt like a burst badger but I'd still leave her more fucked than her political career.

 

[Pedderrs]

Post your picture @all at sea

I'll be absolutely fucking shocked if you're in the same league as Priti.

Scottish cunt.

 

[Pedderrs]

Is she married? If so I bet it’s to a cunt.

Congratulations, you win.

Punching doesn't cover it. He's with his missus and he's holding the brolly.

 

[all at sea]

Post your picture @all at sea

I'll be absolutely fucking shocked if you're in the same league as Priti.

Scottish cunt.

That fat mess is only 3 years older than me .........but he BMI is at the very least 5 points more than me......she is clinically OBESE.

 

[Pedderrs]

That fat mess is only 3 years older than me .........but he BMI is at the very least 5 points more than me......she is clinically OBESE.

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[all at sea]

Pictures not loading.

And they are not going to load......she is OBESE.

FACT

 

[Pedderrs]

And they are not going to load......she is OBESE.

FACT

You'd be dripping like an egg sandwich if she was Labour.

 

[Pedderrs]

 

[all at sea]

You'd be dripping like an egg sandwich if she was Labour.

I don't like fat birds .....irrespective of which colour of rosette they pin on their blouses .

 

[Pedderrs]

I don't like fat birds .....irrespective of which colour of rosette they pin on their blouses .

Post a picture of yourself and we'll let you know if you can do better.

Don't let me down, All at Sea. Be brave. You can't possibly be uglier than Michigan Warrior.

 

[Tage_West]

I don't like fat birds .....irrespective of which colour of rosette they pin on their blouses .

not even 'baby on board' ?!?

 

[all at sea]

Another morbidly obese munter.

 

[all at sea]

not even 'baby on board' ?!?

you can get some very attractive pregnant women......but obviously not fatties who happen to be up the duff.

 

[Pedderrs]

'Kay...so she is kinda fat. But she's the hottest fat bird I've ever seen.

 

[Pedderrs]

Priti is weird as fuck, man. You would never guess she's overweight by looking at her from the neck up.

 

[2manyusernames]

I was about to say, how come her face isn't fat?