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Bryan : So Maria said that Becky Lynch is The Man and maybe she should Father her next child because shes more of a man than Mike
Meltz : But Becky doesnt have a penis, well I dont know if she doenst have a penis, but if she does have a penis then she shouldnt be womans champion
Bryan : SIGH
Meltzer is horrible to listen to. He can barely get a sentence out, to the point where you just can't listen to him. He eats whilst recording, he constantly umms and ahhs during every sentence and he goes off on about 15 tangents per subject. He misses words out too, so if you type his sentences out, they make no sense. I thought I'd try and find a clip and, literally, the first sentence I heard him say was:

"I'm surprised...the one thing...um...that I was surprised was how....risque....um I don't know if that's the right word....um". He sounds like a child.

I give his mic skills 1 1/4*.
 
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Meltzer is horrible to listen to. He can barely get a sentence out, to the point where you just can't listen to him. He eats whilst recording, he constantly umms and ahhs during every sentence and he goes off on about 15 tangents per subject. He misses words out too, so if you type his sentences out, they make no sense. I thought I'd try and find a clip and, literally, the first sentence I heard him say was:

"I'm surprised...the one thing...um...that I was surprised was how....risque....um I don't know if that's the right word....um". He sounds like a child.

I give his mic skills 1 1/4*.
Wrestlamania on YouTube quotes him 100%. Like they don't even take any liberties. It's fucking embarrassing to watch this guy repeat Dave Meltzer word-for-word, down to every "um." I sometimes wonder if the maker is taking the piss by doing this, but I feel like he's serious!
 

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Didn't know they were doing the NJPW G1 in Dallas today, they have Okada-Tanahashi has the main event, Okada rainmaker spammed Tanahashi for the final three minutes to pick up the pinfall

Oh now Okada cuts a English promo, wasn't allowed to do that in IMPACT