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Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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:thumbsup

Been impressed by him ever since attending a WWE house show a couple of years ago. Never paid much attention to him, but I was surprised at how badass his theme music sounded over the speakers, and how charismatic he was performing live.

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NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Watching the latest offering from AEW.

I posted that I had stopped, but apparently I did watch the last episode. Unfortunetly I forgpt about that fact because it was a non event. PAC vs Omega was good though.

This week starts with Young Bucks and Goldust vs Shit Sammy and LAX. Awful match. Wait there for a few minutes while we do a really crap looking move X12. A very bad match.

Kalisto up against Trent Barretta. Two guys from tag teams in individual wresting match. Yep, AEW need to sign some more wrestlers. Kalisto is a short fat man. It may be Ricky Gervais under the mask. OK match, odd build up to the ending.

Cody Rhodes walking about wanting to talk again, sigh.

Got to say the theme songs on AEW are really poor.

Oh god Cody is talking about random shit. Really bad lisp. Stop giving this guy lines to read out. This has gone on way too long. Given a kid in the audience some money. Kid in a suit. On the front row. Probably already richer than Rhodes. Kid looked uninterested in the money. And that has finished. Thank god.

Joey Janella interview, sigh.

Gimps attack fat guy in woods skit, sigh.

Women match, sigh.

Jerichold here, with Jack Hagger. Hagger dressed like the guys who stand in the back ground in 90's mob movies. Jerichold looking old. And fat. Le camping has made a list then disses the list. They need to sort out the script for this show. It's like they make it up as they go along or have full creative and just ramble whatever they think is funny. Oh fuck Dwarf kid is here. Luckily Luchasaurus is here so thats good. Jungle Dwarf can fuck off. Luchasauraus sounds like a gimp, he shouldn't talk. Jericho calls Jungle Boy 'a piece of shit'. I agree. The folk behind the WK20 storymode must write this.

Debut of Kris Slatlander...oh another women's match.

Chris Daniels here now. SCU have a good theme song. Pentagram to face him. He looks cool. Daniels is like Di Niro in The Irishman the way he moves. Every move all evening seems delayed? Lots of stalling in this, tedious. Dad bods 4 life in AEW. This would be passable in a leisure centre. Oooh a run in. God that was bad.

Butcher, Blade and Bunny look cool in a little skit. They want Cody.

Joey Janella in the main event? Fuck life. Nah I'm done.

This was maybe the worst show I've seen in years.
 
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kf3

Jul 17, 2012
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South London
jungle boy's got a good look, haven't seen him wrestle yet.
i like the dinosaur too but why is he talking?
the little child needs to go away, every time the camera panned down to him it just killed the 4 guys in the ring who weren't kicking the shit out of him.
 

NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
23,796
12,589
Castle Duckula.
jungle boy's got a good look, haven't seen him wrestle yet.
i like the dinosaur too but why is he talking?
the little child needs to go away, every time the camera panned down to him it just killed the 4 guys in the ring who weren't kicking the shit out of him.

Jungle Boy is tiny too, he isn't that bad a wrestler, just not good enough to be on TV. The Dinosaur is a better talker than Jungle Boy.