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Dude, they're just picking up every ex-WWE talent they can find, holy shit. I wonder whatever happened to being the alternative to the WWE :lol:.
I don't mind talents like Black or Andrade showing up in AEW because they're the (relatively) young talent, and weren't in WWE that long. It's when they bring in Cody, Goldust, Swagger, Jericho, Big Show, Mark Henry, etc which come off as LOLTNA
 
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I don't mind talents like Black or Andrade showing up in AEW because they're the (relatively) young talent, and weren't in WWE that long. It's when they bring in Cody, Goldust, Swagger, Jericho, Big Show, Mark Henry, etc which come off as LOLTNA
Yeah but what of their old talent that has never been featured in WWE? They just keep bringing in these ex-WWE guys, and they can't even properly push their old guys. Reminds me a lot of TNA regardless. You had them pushing ex-WWE at the detriment of their house-talent like Samoa Joe and Abyss. I just feel like that's where AEW is heading at 100 mph. There hasn't been an ex-WWE talent that they haven't signed or featured, I feel.

Just waiting for them to sign Murphy and Ruby Riot next.

If I were looking for a lucha guy, I'd definitely hire Rush before I hired Andrade. Rush was killing it in MLW, and Andrade kind of sucked in WWE. That "Idolo" gimmick is kind of boring.

Maybe I'm just biased because I really, really disliked Andrade and Black in WWE.
 
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Yeah but what of their old talent that has never been featured in WWE? They just keep bringing in these ex-WWE guys, and they can't even properly push their old guys. Reminds me a lot of TNA regardless. You had them pushing ex-WWE at the detriment of their house-talent like Samoa Joe and Abyss. I just feel like that's where AEW is heading at 100 mph. There hasn't been an ex-WWE talent that they haven't signed or featured, I feel.

Just waiting for them to sign Murphy and Ruby Riot next.

If I were looking for a lucha guy, I'd definitely hire Rush before I hired Andrade. Rush was killing it in MLW, and Andrade kind of sucked in WWE. That "Idolo" gimmick is kind of boring.

Maybe I'm just biased because I really, really disliked Andrade and Black in WWE.
In AEW's defense they are gonna probably have a main event at All Out between two non-WWE guys Hangman Page vs. Kenny Omega (which I strongly suspect Omega is dropping the belt)

They will 100% bring in Buddy Murphy and Ruby Riot... they will probably show up at the All Out Casino Battle Royal

I think they tried to bring in Rush but Rush declined
 
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In AEW's defense they are gonna probably have a main event at All Out between two non-WWE guys Hangman Page vs. Kenny Omega (which I strongly suspect Omega is dropping the belt)

They will 100% bring in Buddy Murphy and Ruby Riot... they will probably show up at the All Out Casino Battle Royal

I think they tried to bring in Rush but Rush declined
I can't blame him, but shit, Andrade and Rush as "Los Ingobernables" would've been a slam dunk.
 

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I'm getting my AEW updates through Cornette's uncensored comments on them. And AEW needs to give up attempting female story lines since that super shitty snotty stuck up bitch Brandi Rhodes got knocked up, abruptly ending her developing feud with Jade Cargill. (At least they don't have to worry about that fat ugly tranny faggot freak Brandon Degroat/Nyla Rose abruptly getting pregnant or having a bloody rag drop out of the tights during a match.)

While I like the fact the AEW girls who were actually born as females don't have fake toxic tits like WWE's blowup sex doll model bimbos (and Serena Deeb has been very outspoken about how getting fake boobs fucked her body up until she got them removed and took up yoga), AEW needs to revert to the historical use of female matches as self contained events.

After what happened with Brandi Rhodes (actually a huge gain for AEW that she's finally disappeared), can fans reasonably be expected to ever get invested in female story lines? (And just how heavily injected with steroids is Jade Cargill? Is her clit as huge as the dick of Uncle John Holmes?)

Female matches should be strictly self contained events with no story lines until after they become menopausal (like Moolah and Mae Young - incidentally, Mae Young was hot during her youth).

Penny Banner (standing in the first pose with legendary tag team partner Lorraine Johnson seated - Lorraine lived to be 90, passing away last October) was both hot and tough way back before steroids and fake tits were even invented (plus she dated Elvis, a huge fan of hers...)…:








No botches, no ruptured implants, no stupid injuries, and no pathetic incompetence by fashion models or other rank amateurs with no toughness, durability or skill, and no flippy shit (as the great wrestler Sue "Tex" Green calls it), just 14 minutes of quick action by two girls who happen to look good



Since I also posted mention of Lorraine Johnson, here's a classic of hers from 1956. Again, note no Nia Jax incompetence (Rhonda Sing never hurt anybody like Jax constantly does) and neither girl suffers a non contact shoulder injury like Anna Jay has now been shelved by twice during training - she should either be an eye candy valet showing off her face and ass before she turns 30, or just quit the business and go back to school. (Meanwhile, another concussion might end both Britt Baker's careers, and she's said she'll need to work the rest of her life to pay off dental school after an academic career with mediocre grades.)





No tattoos, piercings or implants. These girls were all 1950's Playboy eligible material.

BTW, Lorraine Johnson was the mother of Nickla "Baby Doll" Roberts. Here they are reunited shortly before Lorraine's passing (after they'd been separated for a while by the COVID pandemic before the family was finally allowed to see her - Baby Doll is now 59 with two grown kids of her own entering their 30's - how time flies..):


Lorraine Johnson, unlike Penny Banner, completely stepped away from wrestling. She was frequently injured by the girlfriends of wrestlers who brought their girlfriends into the ring, and Nickla said her mother repeatedly denigrated these incompetent bimbos as "douchebags." Sounds like most of the females who pretend to "wrestle" in AEW.

Let's see...Omega's Japanese fetish fucktoy Shida breaks Baker's nose, Baker's knee gets fucked up by Tranny Rose, Brazilian bimbo Conti sends Flabadon to the hospital in an ambulance with a chop to the throat which nearly makes the Living Dead Girl a genuine corpse, Deeb has to be shelved with the NWA belt on hold when she needs to get her knee scoped, Statlander is still wearing a knee brace from an injury which sidelined her for a year, and Jade Cargill should change her name to Juiced TotheGills, etc., etc...while all the WWE bitches have ridiculous implants going back to Stratus, Madusa and Chyna. (Okay, the self crippling Lita didn't have implants, but she was nothing but a spot monkey.)

Baker is not nearly a good enough worker to hold any women's belt, and she never will be if she tries to continue dentistry while working for AEW. (Her slow as molasses thrust kicks with highly visible thigh slaps alone completely suck. She's not Chris Adams, and neither's anybody else on that roster. As a belt holder, Britt's in the same class as Stephanie McMahon and Sable the fake titted lazy trollop. The few moments I spent watching AEW's women in recent months make me think of Luna Vachon, who hated fake boobs as much as I do, and would have brought legitimate women's wrestling back to the Fed if only Vinnie had been smart enough to give her the belt Madusa instead wound up throwing in a WCW trashcan after being stuck feuding with Rhonda Sing's stupid Bertha Faye parody instead of Sing's legendary Monster Ripper character.)

When the rugged as nails Tex Green went to her first wrestling matches, she said, "I'm tougher than any of these girls. I should get into this!" She happened to be a pretty blonde 6'0" tall lanky Amazon, but she had what it took. So did Velvet McIntyre (who at 5'10" 150 could perform better acrobatics than the entire AEW and WWE women's roster combined, acrobatics she picked up in Japan from the Jumping Bomb Angels, but would only use to finish her wins - Moolah called McIntyre the best female wrestler in Canada, and dropped her belt to both Green and McIntyre for a week each).

Sherri Martel's audition for entering wrestling school consisted of the huge owner silently rising from behind his desk, walking over to her, smacking her across the face as hard as he could, and Sherri nonchalantly replying, "Is that all you've got?" I wonder how many AEW girls would pass a test like that.

Speaking of which, I wonder how many fake titted WWE bimbos could pass this test from Thunder Rosa (a shitty MMA competitor but competent female wrestling performer, who at least does train some of AEW's girls along with Deeb)...:


 
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Castle Duckula.
WWE has been the place to go for female wrestling for a long time. Many many great performers and marches, it absolutely destroys AEW in every department with the ladies.
 
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Bailey injured and expected to be out at least 9 months.
Carmella is a is taking her spot against Bianca Bel Air at Money in The Bank.
 

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RIP Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff


Best piledriver ever. His dossier states that he was trained by Bob Backlund, Jack Brisco, Eddie Graham and Hiro Matsuda, an impeccable pedigree of tutors. Best guess is that Paul learned the piledriver from Backlund, who had the best one I saw prior to Orndorff (at a time when Backlund and Dusty Rhodes were about the only babyfaces who used that move).

Based on what his son posted in May on Instagram, I think we're about to find out just how severe his CTE is at autopsy. His son's clip runs from 1:00 to 2:00...:



Also, a 51 y/o man with a withered arm never should have been allowed into the ring by WCW to attempt this botched piledriver, but Paul did the right thing and sacrificed his body to protect his former Powerplant trainee Mark Jindrak, moments after Paul had safely executed another piledriver on "Johnny the Bull" Hugger (also a Powerplant student of Orndorff's). Backlund, Orndorff and Lawler were about the only guys who consistently executed piledrivers on much larger guys, but Bob and Paul would go completely off their feet and airborne, unlike Jerry. Tony Lanza loved taking those photographs for the Apter mags. (Backlund would have Patera up in a piledriver, jump up, then there would be nothing but a couple feet of air beneath them in the instant when Lanza clicked his camera. Bob's definitely who Paul learned the piledriver from.)

 
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Yet another AEW female injury as an overaged (42 with naturally grey hair) and out of shape Tanea "Rebel" Brooks getting her kneecap dislocated by a botched pinfall breakup on AEW..:


The Tranny did the right thing in protecting her when Brooks said that her knee had just given out by immediately pulling her to the ropes, but at that moment, this could have been Kevin Nash/HHH/VKM torn quads serious, or even a career ender for all they knew during that instant, and she didn't move for the rest of the match from that spot on the ring apron by the Tranny/Vickie corner, simply crippled and in agony. (At least this kind of injury never would've happened to the Tranny's knees, thanks to their reduced male angle in extension and flexion...)

Notice in the aftermath clip that her outfit covers her belly (in fact most of her body), and this is somebody who had been a midriff baring bikini model for most of the last 25 years. (This is because her aging legs and flabby belly now look like shit, since she's stopped taking care of herself.)



Maybe if she'd kept herself in shape and active on AEW Dark, this wouldn't have happened. If she comes back, then gets hurt like this again, it's all on her.

An Owen Hart/Droz type disaster might well be next for some female AEW performer.

Flabadon and Conti lucked out when Tay struck her throat in a COVID empty arena during Dark, causing the match to be instantly stopped so an ambulance could take Flabadon to the ER. If that had aired live on Dynamite, or been recorded on a fan's camera, Flabadon's character would have been permanently ruined, and Conti's botch probably did set her career back many months. (At least Conti's working hard to make sure she never causes an injury like that again, but being married probably means she won't allow herself to fuck anybody for moving further up the card. Then again, Tony Kahn may be able to pay her enough to blow him and let him fuck her whorishly twerking ass branded tattooed with her husband's name...)


Regardless, I'll continue to look up AEW results and grades, then Cornette's derisive reactions, since Corny's after the fact reporting and commentary is easily the most entertaining thing AEW will ever have going for it. ("Dwarf dong sucker" and "Puss filled pocket pussy" are now part of my daily lexicon...)
 
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