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So Keith Lee comes back from a 7-month hiatus from corona, only for him to job out to Lashley to set up this:

Keith Lee sucks, though. He's a good athlete, but he's shit on the mic. I liked that Lashley beat him, but I don't like that they're building it up for a match with Goldberg. Dude, Goldberg is fucking ancient, and he blows up like 5 seconds into matches nowadays. Set up Lashley/Lesnar!
 
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Keith Lee sucks, though. He's a good athlete, but he's shit on the mic. I liked that Lashley beat him, but I don't like that they're building it up for a match with Goldberg. Dude, Goldberg is fucking ancient, and he blows up like 5 seconds into matches nowadays. Set up Lashley/Lesnar!
I imagine that their metrics tell them that he sells. That combined with his willingness to do it, is all that it takes to make it happen
 
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Keith Lee sucks, though. He's a good athlete, but he's shit on the mic. I liked that Lashley beat him, but I don't like that they're building it up for a match with Goldberg. Dude, Goldberg is fucking ancient, and he blows up like 5 seconds into matches nowadays. Set up Lashley/Lesnar!
Close your eyes when Keith Lee cuts a promo and it's Kevin Owens

The only reason Goldberg has a match at Summerslam for the belt is so Vince doesn't see him go ALL-ELITE
 
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Close your eyes when Keith Lee cuts a promo and it's Kevin Owens

The only reason Goldberg has a match at Summerslam for the belt is so Vince doesn't see him go ALL-ELITE
I feel like Keith Lee is trying to be a swole Neil DeGrasse Tyson or something. He's not really a heel, and he's a giant, so it just comes off shitty to me. :confused:
 

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Castle Duckula.
Lashley is the worst wrestler, talker and all round character in all of pro wrestling. A one man show killer. He should be jobbed out to Horswoggle. Set up Lesner/Zeus
 

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Since this last clip was made, in Britt Baker's VERY NEXT MATCH, her first title defense against Tranny Rose, it now turns out that she fractured her right wrist in that outing. Being right handed, she can't even work as a dentist while she waits for it to heal over the next several weeks.


Last night, I watched a match between her and Kylie Rae from April 2019, and while Baker's become a better talker and heel character, her ring work has badly regressed. In April 2019, she unloaded a well extended and fast superkick which Kylie, a former stuntwoman, sold as if she'd been shot between the eyes.

Britt's superkick and Kylie's drop dead sell comes at 11:55...:



Watch the whole match and while Kylie's vastly superior athleticism carries Britt and puts her over, you'd also notice that Britt's right leg was MUCH more flexible before Kris Botchlander [whose knee is simply not ready yet] and Omega's Joshi fetish fucktoy Shida dropped Tranny Rose on her right knee, tearing her LCL. Now, her so-called superkicks are slow as molasses, and she can't get them to land higher than Foley's "sweet shin music," or as hard as the kicks that Orange Pockets taps his opponents feet with. (Too bad about Kylie being a histrionic nut case. If she could have held it together, she'd have been the best choice to hold the AEW women's belt, the only babyface who could work safely and well, cut promos [unlike Shida and Conti] and get crowds behind her, something Britt utterly failed to do originally as an AEW babyface. Getting over as a face without originally having been a heel is as rare as a blue flamingo, and Kylie Rae had that ability. But her career as a wrestler is over now, and she knows it, since no promotor anywhere can trust her to be reliable talent. Maybe Britt's thinking about how Kylie couldn't mentally handle it, but what's happened to Britt's body has now ended her physical prime.)


Today, we live in a world were utterly stupid people become so-called rocket scientists, brain surgeons and dentists, and Britt Baker, D.U.H has joined those ranks ("rank" being the operative word here.)

If she had any sense at all, she'd drop that fucking belt as soon as her wrist heals (to Deeb or Rosa until the two of them train Conti [with all her ugly tattoos and plastered on slutty Brazilian style makeup] enough to finally be ready to carry it), practice dentistry full time (although with her current Third stage CTE, who the fuck would ever want her working on their teeth?), and give her damned body a chance to actually heal, fully recover, then properly recondition herself with an extensive fitness and training regimen before deciding whether or not she can or wants to return to wrestling safely.

Hell, Charlotte Flair, Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb are all 35. Rosa and Deeb are easily the very best females AEW has, in the ring or for providing training. Britt's only 30 and already has some quality ring experience, but her body desperately needs her to take a hiatus. Hire Deeb to teach her yoga and provide some wrestling training. (Hell, hire DDP like Jake Roberts and Scott Hall did.)


Baker could also have a role in forcing Cokehead Kahn's hand. "You want me to continue at AEW or come back to AEW, stop pretending women can be dropped on their heads and necks like the men!"


ECW did not do anything to their females like what AEW is continually doing, and Britt, who does not use a high risk style like that retarded self crippling spot monkey Lita, is managing to sustain or otherwise be involved in serious injuries every time she's entered the ring since Shida (who at least has 13 years of ring experience) dropped the belt to her. (As for Baker previously getting her nose busted by Shida, that's due to her not protecting herself properly, although Shida certainly produces far more botches than Deeb or Rosa ever has.)

After six years, her ring work is getting worse, not better. (Interestingly, Nia Jax debuted in WWE with Britt as the local jobber. However, unlike the females and tranny in AEW, Nia Jax actually proved completely safe for Britt to work with. Think about that for a second. If Nia Jax were to improbably defect to AEW and instantly become Britt's rival for the next several months, maybe Britt would stop getting concussions, torn knee ligaments and fractured wrists and be physically safe for a change. Here's a completely inexperienced Nia Jax NOT hurting Britt Baker (damn, these girls are really ugly!), showing AEW how to keep their females safe from injuries...:




Incidentally, part of Britt's problem is that she's gotten completely out of shape. She did not have a gut like this in 2016, and with her body type, the first place she gains weight is going to be right to her gut (a deadly life shortening place for a female to accumulate weight). She's not Edwin Moses (who graduated from Morehouse with a reported 4.0 in physics and industrial engineering on an academic scholarship the same year he won his first 400 m hurdles Gold medal in Montreal, shattering what was then believed possible about world class athletic performance and identical academic success in demanding fields of study). She can't practice dentistry AND wrestle professionally in a lethal environment like AEW without performances in both careers suffering badly before ending very prematurely.





Now, if you're a sick fuck like me who wants to see girls get killed or crippled on live television, then by all means watch AEW Dynamited. Anybody care to participate in a women's wrestling death and cripple pool? (Damn though, I sure wish I could see Tay Conti's [whose only martial arts credential I've seen her demonstrate is in twerkate] botched crushing of Flabadon's larynx which sent the nearly dead girl to the local emergency room unable to breathe...)
 
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Lashley is the worst wrestler, talker and all round character in all of pro wrestling. A one man show killer. He should be jobbed out to Hornswoggle. Set up Lesner/Zeus
Zeus died last December, so having anybody job out to him makes perfect sense. 2020 had already been a rough year for Tiny Lister. Already diagnosed a type 2 diabetic by age 55, he caught and overcame COVID last August, then developed COVID like symptoms in early December before succumbing to hypertension and atherosclerotic heart disease (typical with steroid junkies) at age 62. (His estranged widowed mother was still alive in 2014 and may have survived him. There's no record of how old his father was at death, but Lister's autopsy results were conclusive, and he didn't die because of anything related to having had COVID, but because of something explained by long term steroid abuse.)
 
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Women's wrestling was a mistake. AEW takes it too far, though. They put these petite, unathletic, untrained girls in there. Of course, they're going to fucking botch everything. It's crazy when Cornette predicted someone getting injured during that match with Baker, Vicky, and Nyla. AEW needs to trash their female division. They're going to end up killing one of those girls.

By the way, that knee to the back of the neck that Nyla Rose did to Britt Baker looked fucking awful, and it was a stupid spot! There was no reason for that spot as Baker had to hold herself on the ropes in that position, so even though it looked very painful in the end, it was super fucking phony! I saw that shit live on TV, and it looked absolutely horrific. As Cornette says, they used to want to make the audience believe it's real, now it's real and the audience thinks it's fake :lol:.

Britt Baker has zero athletic ability. She's tough as nails, I'll give her that, but she doesn't belong in a wrestling ring. She's very frail and fragile.
 
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