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May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
When We First Met

Oh shit a new Adam Levine film and its straight to Netflix. Can't miss this. Actually its pretty damn good. Noah (Levine) meets Avery at a Halloween party, they have a perfect evening and he falls in love, tries for a kiss but gets an hug. Cut to three years later and Avery is marrying someone else, leaving Noah a complete messed up wreck. At this point we start to realise that someone at Netflix has seen Groundhog Day and Big and thought, 'we need some of that'. So in the film what we get is Noah using a magic photo booth and jumping back to that fateful night three years ago. Will he get the girl? And how many attempts will it take? Before this I was not a huge fan of Levine, he however changed my mind, hes likeable and funny. The story is better than expected and it is damn funny at times.

7/10 Well worth a punt, another tidy Netflix and chill go to movie.

 
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DB Cooper

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May 17, 2013
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When We First Met

Oh shit a new Adam Levine film and its straight to Netflix. Can't miss this. Actually its pretty damn good. Noah (Levine) meets Avery at a Halloween party, they have a perfect evening and he falls in love, tries for a kiss but gets an hug. Cut to three years later and Avery is marrying someone else, leaving Noah a complete messed up wreck. At this point we start to realise that someone at Netflix has seen Groundhog Day and Big and thought, 'we need some of that'. So in the film what we get is Noah using a magic photo booth and jumping back to that fateful night three years ago. Will he get the girl? And how many attempts will it take? Before this I was not a huge fan of Levine, he however changed my mind, hes likeable and funny. The story is better than expected and it is damn funny at times.

7/10 Well worth a punt, another tidy Netflix and chill go to movie.

On face value I would hate the shit out of that. But you have almost talked me into it. I would at least score some points with the bride for choosing it.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Leap Year

Sex on legs Amy Adams is her typical lovely self and I love her. She is a house dresser, which seems to be someone who goes into your house and changes everything because your taste is shit and you really need to sell your house and no one wants to buy it looking like a dump. She wants to move into a new apartment with long term partner Adam Scott, more importantly she wants to get married. Expecting to be proposed to Adams finds disappointment, but decides that apparently in Ireland on a leap year a woman is allowed to ask a man to marry her. Yep, turns out that is illegal everywhere else at every other time. So off she goes to Ireland to try and catch her hubby who is on a business trip. Things go awry. Instead of getting to Dublin she ends up at a back water Irish village with one down trodden pub and a bunch of eejit locals. The only chance she has of getting to Dublin in time to be able to propose is with the unwelcome help of hunky Matthew Goode, who has an oddly misplaced amount of charm. Then things go awry. Can you guess where this film is going? Can you? Yep he rapes and kills her before sacrificing her to the Celtic gods of war in an hope of gaining the power to bring about a united Ireland. Nah not really. It is just monotonous luvvy duvvy shite. Nothing saves it, too daft to laugh at. Too boring to care and just plain bad. I do enjoy a bad film so it got stuck with til the end.

4/10 Be warned. If your lady wants to watch this like mine did because her mate said it was great. It isn't, stay strong. The bit with the castle and train station is funny bad and John Lithgow has a cameo.

 
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When We First Met

Oh shit a new Adam Levine film and its straight to Netflix. Can't miss this. Actually its pretty damn good. Noah (Levine) meets Avery at a Halloween party, they have a perfect evening and he falls in love, tries for a kiss but gets an hug. Cut to three years later and Avery is marrying someone else, leaving Noah a complete messed up wreck. At this point we start to realise that someone at Netflix has seen Groundhog Day and Big and thought, 'we need some of that'. So in the film what we get is Noah using a magic photo booth and jumping back to that fateful night three years ago. Will he get the girl? And how many attempts will it take? Before this I was not a huge fan of Levine, he however changed my mind, hes likeable and funny. The story is better than expected and it is damn funny at times.

7/10 Well worth a punt, another tidy Netflix and chill go to movie.

Any chance Alexandra Daddario takes her top off in that?
 
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Once Were Warriors.

I remember people on ESB mentioning this movie lots of times, i finally got to watch it last night and what can i say other than it was one of the worst movies i've ever seen, dont understand all the hype surrounding this movie. Terrible just Terrible the entire film.
 
May 16, 2013
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Leap Year

Sex on legs Amy Adams is her typical lovely self and I love her. She is a house dresser, which seems to be someone who goes into your house and changes everything because your taste is shit and you really need to sell your house and no one wants to buy it looking like a dump. She wants to move into a new apartment with long term partner Adam Scott, more importantly she wants to get married. Expecting to be proposed to Adams finds disappointment, but decides that apparently in Ireland on a leap year a woman is allowed to ask a man to marry her. Yep, turns out that is illegal everywhere else at every other time. So off she goes to Ireland to try and catch her hubby who is on a business trip. Things go awry. Instead of getting to Dublin she ends up at a back water Irish village with one down trodden pub and a bunch of eejit locals. The only chance she has of getting to Dublin in time to be able to propose is with the unwelcome help of hunky Matthew Goode, who has an oddly misplaced amount of charm. Then things go awry. Can you guess where this film is going? Can you? Yep he rapes and kills her before sacrificing her to the Celtic gods of war in an hope of gaining the power to bring about a united Ireland. Nah not really. It is just monotonous luvvy duvvy shite. Nothing saves it, too daft to laugh at. Too boring to care and just plain bad. I do enjoy a bad film so it got stuck with til the end.

4/10 Be warned. If your lady wants to watch this like mine did because her mate said it was great. It isn't, stay strong. The bit with the castle and train station is funny bad and John Lithgow has a cameo.

Fuckin actual lol'd at that :lol:
 

DB Cooper

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May 17, 2013
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Once Were Warriors.

I remember people on ESB mentioning this movie lots of times, i finally got to watch it last night and what can i say other than it was one of the worst movies i've ever seen, dont understand all the hype surrounding this movie. Terrible just Terrible the entire film.
Don't forget to factor in it was made 25 years ago.
 
Jun 14, 2012
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Leap Year

Sex on legs Amy Adams is her typical lovely self and I love her. She is a house dresser, which seems to be someone who goes into your house and changes everything because your taste is shit and you really need to sell your house and no one wants to buy it looking like a dump. She wants to move into a new apartment with long term partner Adam Scott, more importantly she wants to get married. Expecting to be proposed to Adams finds disappointment, but decides that apparently in Ireland on a leap year a woman is allowed to ask a man to marry her. Yep, turns out that is illegal everywhere else at every other time. So off she goes to Ireland to try and catch her hubby who is on a business trip. Things go awry. Instead of getting to Dublin she ends up at a back water Irish village with one down trodden pub and a bunch of eejit locals. The only chance she has of getting to Dublin in time to be able to propose is with the unwelcome help of hunky Matthew Goode, who has an oddly misplaced amount of charm. Then things go awry. Can you guess where this film is going? Can you? Yep he rapes and kills her before sacrificing her to the Celtic gods of war in an hope of gaining the power to bring about a united Ireland. Nah not really. It is just monotonous luvvy duvvy shite. Nothing saves it, too daft to laugh at. Too boring to care and just plain bad. I do enjoy a bad film so it got stuck with til the end.

4/10 Be warned. If your lady wants to watch this like mine did because her mate said it was great. It isn't, stay strong. The bit with the castle and train station is funny bad and John Lithgow has a cameo.

I remember hearing on the radio about that film and they were saying it was borderline insulting to Irish and it its full of shit about what life in Ireland is actually like. I ended up watching in one night and it's fucking ridiculous. There's one scene where an old woman wouldn't leave them stay in the same room unless they were married or some shit like it was 1920's Ireland.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
I remember hearing on the radio about that film and they were saying it was borderline insulting to Irish and it its full of shit about what life in Ireland is actually like. I ended up watching in one night and it's fucking ridiculous. There's one scene where an old woman wouldn't leave them stay in the same room unless they were married or some shit like it was 1920's Ireland.

I think Father Ted captures Ireland better.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Hard Eight

Paul Thomas Anderson's first film. A crime film with nothing happening. Phillip Baker Hall picks up a young John C Reilly for what seems to be mo apparent reason at all and teaches him how to gamble. Gwyneth Paltrow arrives and so what, then a Sam L Jackson turns up. Phillip Seymour Hoffman has a scene throwing dice, hurrah. It carries on for a bit then ends

5/10 It looks alright, has a nice feel. The story is thrown together with a ooh look what we did there and oh surprise did you guess naff bit.


 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Troy

Complete fuckwit Paris (Orlando Bloom) wants to put his willy in the wife of Menelaus (Brendan Gleason). This Helen babe (Diane Kruger) thinks yep sounds good so off they go to Troy. Menelaus tells Agamemnon (Brian Cox) about this who decides that is all the excuse he needs to bring together the kingdoms of Greece to help him capture the city of Troy. Now Agamemnon isn't stupid, to take Troy he needs the greatest warrior of the age so off trots Ulysses (Sean Bean) to ask Achilles (Brad Pitt) for help on the line that this war will last the ages and so will the names of the heroes in it. Back in Troy Paris and Helen have been found by the ever so nice Hector (Eric Bana), Hector knows this means war so prepares the city while his father Priam (Peter O'Toole) listens to stupid religious folk. We know what happens next, huge battles, great set pieces, duels and just the right amount of talking so that it never gets boring. I forgot how great the movie is. The cast are all in top form. Almost gif worthy. Still absolute gutted when
Hector dies, that scene is why I have not watched it in years, too much hurt
.

9/10 Love an historical epic. Did think the Trojan horse looked shit though and Paris is a prick, but jeez that javelin throw from Achilles.

:pointandlaugh
 
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May 16, 2013
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Troy

Complete fuckwit Paris (Orlando Bloom) wants to put his willy in the wife of Menelaus (Brendan Gleason). This Helen babe (Diane Kruger) thinks yep sounds good so off they go to Troy. Menelaus tells Agamemnon (Brian Cox) about this who decides that is all the excuse he needs to bring together the kingdoms of Greece to help him capture the city of Troy. Now Agamemnon isn't stupid, to take Troy he needs the greatest warrior of the age so off trots Ulysses (Sean Bean) to ask Achilles (Brad Pitt) for help on the line that this war will last the ages and so will the names of the heroes in it. Back in Troy Paris and Helen have been found by the ever so nice Hector (Eric Bana), Hector knows this means war so prepares the city while his father Priam (Peter O'Toole) listens to stupid religious folk. We know what happens next, huge battles, great set pieces, duels and just the right amount of talking so that it never gets boring. I forgot how great the movie is. The cast are all in top form. Almost gif worthy. Still absolute gutted when
Hector dies, that scene is why I have not watched it in years, too much hurt
.

9/10 Love an historical epic. Did think the Trojan horse looked shit though and Paris is a prick, but jeez that javelin throw from Achilles.

:pointandlaugh
Too coincidental that a guy called Achilles get shot in the Achilles though. Lazy from the writers, imo.
 
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Don't know how to post videos but the trailer for the new Tarantino film just dropped. Doesn't seem to be a whole lot going on in it but the bloke who plays Bruce Lee has got it spot on.