- Jun 1, 2013
It takes a hour to full get going but when it does it's a proper laugh.
A Dr from the environmental agency is sent up north to write a report because their is a dispute between a logging company and native Americans. The logging company accuse the Indians of killing their loggers while the Indians say it's a forest spirit demon that's causing the damage because of the loggers activities.
Nope, turn's out it's a mutant bear. Because the logging company has been dumping mercury into the water supply. Yay!
So now we have the last half an hour of a movie with a bunch people running round the forest trying to escape mama bear (because they have, in their infinite wisdom, decided to take one of her cubs as evidence) Cue a lot of killing and growling by Keven Peter Hall dressed in a melted bear suit while Talia Shire runs around holding a fake baby bear contemplating her life choices in going from Rocky to this.
I think my favorite part is where a guy who has been mauled earlier on has to be strapped to the roof of the car so they can all escape, only for the bear to knock the car over and everybody does a runner and just leaves him there strapped to to the car as mama bear fucks him up.