Rate The Last Film You Watched

BigBone

Sugalowda!
Jun 13, 2012
12,559
2,690
Tycho Station
The Martian

A sci-fi take on the "stranded on a desert island" theme as Matt Damon plays an astronaut stranded on Mars.

I really enjoyed it.
Incredibly boring once u realize 'McGuyver will figure this shit out', well, literally. Robotic fella deals with shit with no suspense or emotions for like 2,5 hours.
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
3,627
2,776
Lancashire
Extraction

Chris Hemsworth single-handedly halves the population of India in this violent action thriller, entertaining for the first hour but runs out of steam.
 
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tezel8764

Editor Extraordinaire
May 16, 2013
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768
I always thought The Martian was overrated and never understood the praise it got. It's Mid Tier Ridley Scott.

Upper Tier
The Duellists
Alien
Blade Runner
Gladiator (Fight Me)
American Gangster (Fight Me Again)


Mid Tier
The Martian
Prometheus
Thelma & Louise
Kingdom of Heaven (Directors Cut)


Shit Tier
Body of Lies
GI Jane
Legend
Robin Hood
The Counselor (So bad it's good)
Exodus: Gods & Kings
Alien: Covenant

Will add more later.
 
Jul 6, 2019
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5,233
I always thought The Martian was overrated and never understood the praise it got. It's Mid Tier Ridley Scott.

Upper Tier
The Duellists
Alien
Blade Runner
Gladiator (Fight Me)
American Gangster (Fight Me Again)


Mid Tier
The Martian
Prometheus
Thelma & Louise
Kingdom of Heaven (Directors Cut)


Shit Tier
Body of Lies
GI Jane
Legend
Robin Hood
The Counselor (So bad it's good)
Exodus: Gods & Kings
Alien: Covenant

Will add more later.
I'd move American Gangster down, Thelma and Louise up, and throw Prometheus in the bin.
 

BigBone

Sugalowda!
Jun 13, 2012
12,559
2,690
Tycho Station
I always thought The Martian was overrated and never understood the praise it got. It's Mid Tier Ridley Scott.

Upper Tier
The Duellists
Alien
Blade Runner
Gladiator (Fight Me)
American Gangster (Fight Me Again)


Mid Tier
The Martian
Prometheus
Thelma & Louise
Kingdom of Heaven (Directors Cut)


Shit Tier
Body of Lies
GI Jane
Legend
Robin Hood
The Counselor (So bad it's good)
Exodus: Gods & Kings
Alien: Covenant

Will add more later.
Prometheus not in shit tier? Slap yourself! However, I'm willing to take that order back if The Duellists turns out any good, a movie somehow completely skipped by radar. Hold that slap, please, if not too late.
 

kf3

Jul 17, 2012
6,089
3,328
South London
i posted it in a different thread.

jay and silent bob rebooted - 1/10

just lame, let the film tell you why:

i respect kevin smith for putting this in his reboot, on the other hand, just make a good fukin film.
 

Sittin Sonny

THE KANYENATOR
Jun 10, 2013
5,221
4,169
st-st-st-stronger
Prometheus not in shit tier? Slap yourself!
Prometheus is utter garbage.
Prometheus is one of the worst films in recent memory, by any director IMO. That belongs in a category of shit all by itself.


However, I'm willing to take that order back if The Duellists turns out any good, a movie somehow completely skipped by radar. Hold that slap, please, if not too late.
I'd say it's good, but not on par with Alien and BR IMO.
 
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Sittin Sonny

THE KANYENATOR
Jun 10, 2013
5,221
4,169
st-st-st-stronger
I always thought The Martian was overrated and never understood the praise it got. It's Mid Tier Ridley Scott.

Upper Tier
The Duellists
Alien
Blade Runner
Gladiator (Fight Me)
American Gangster (Fight Me Again)


Mid Tier
The Martian
Prometheus
Thelma & Louise
Kingdom of Heaven (Directors Cut)


Shit Tier
Body of Lies
GI Jane
Legend
Robin Hood
The Counselor (So bad it's good)
Exodus: Gods & Kings
Alien: Covenant

Will add more later.
What about Black Rain and Someone to Watch Over Me?
 
May 25, 2013
7,362
3,906
Birds of Prey - Better than I expected given it's poor box office showing, but was pretty good. Just like in Suicide squad Margot Robbie steals the show with her portrayal of Harley Quinn and just like Suicide squad the rest of the team seem dull and lifeless as characters in comparison which is where is film probably fails the most. The others just seem superfluous and lacking in character development.

The villain is your bog standard bad guy gangland leader but wears a black mask but despite such a bland villain Ewan McGregor does a good job in making Roman Sionis somewhat engaging on screen, he does a lot with a little.

Overall well paced, action filled and a decent way of wasting a couple of hours but in the end forgettable beyond 2 good performances by Robbie and McGregor.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
3,627
2,776
Lancashire
The Assassin(or 'Point of No Return' if you're American)

Average American remake of Luc Besson's Nikita starring Bridget Fonda as a junkie sentenced to death for the murder of a police officer however her death is faked and she's trained by a secretive government agency to become an assassin.

It has it's good moments but overall it's an inferior remake to the French classic.
 
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