Rihanna...

  • CHB will be closing down as of 31st July 2021. It's been a brilliant experience to run the website for the past 9 years, however it's time for me to move onto different projects. Thanks to every single person involved, from staff, former staff, posters old and current. All support means more than anyone knows. Thanks for your understanding.

Rihanna: Hot or Not?


  • Total voters
    23

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
7,915
4,687
"Kilroy and all his friends were here!" hepatitis inducing body graffiti to distract from lack of hotness, plus tons of troweled on makeup to cover the moonscape acne eruptions, fake boobs and other face and body parts which are purchased by wealth.

Hey, when Pam Anderson was a young alcoholic carnivore, she was legitimately pretty and hot, 100% organic, but after she became famous, she contracted hep from sharing a dirty tattoo needle, replaced various face and body parts with shit that will never biodegrade, and is now a vegan teetotaler whack job nutcase whose body is a walking Chernobyl. Unfortunately for Rihanna, a giant forehead is forever, unless she can purchase a corrective Abenaki scalping for herself. (She should never be seen without bangs.)

Rihanna's forehead looks like Frankenstein's, reminiscent of that talentless whiny voiced Gilmore Girls daughter (who should have spent that entire seven year series with a burlap sack over her torso so viewers could only see her for her then much younger ample buttocks, which are no doubt now saggy, cheesy and lumpy as a cheap mattress from having become an ancient archeological dump site).
 

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
9,021
12,593
In a deplorable basket
"Kilroy and all his friends were here!" hepatitis inducing body graffiti to distract from lack of hotness, plus tons of troweled on makeup to cover the moonscape acne eruptions, fake boobs and other face and body parts which are purchased by wealth.
Ah, yeah, all that had obviously slipped my mind. :lol: She's actually an ugly, manufactured, walking pathogen micro-organism farm.

Thanks for straightening me up and getting me flying right, I'm going to stop answering the fucking whore's texts from here on in. Probably block the fucker, in fact. :yep
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
7,915
4,687
Ah, yeah, all that had obviously slipped my mind. :lol: She's actually an ugly, manufactured, walking pathogen micro-organism farm.

Thanks for straightening me up and getting me flying right, I'm going to stop answering the fucking whore's texts from here on in. Probably block the fucker, in fact. :yep
I actually waited until you commented in this thread, then asked myself, "What might Ronsonfly post if he hated her?":think1
 
Reactions: Ronsonfly

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
9,021
12,593
In a deplorable basket
Although I say that, Mother Of God, just fucking look at this. It's what antibiotics and anti virals were fucking well invented for. I've changed my mind. She and I are back on in a big way.

 
Reactions: Duo

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
9,021
12,593
In a deplorable basket
Well, I can see the resemblance and that's no bad thing but only Ri-Ri would get the full bowling ball treatment.

Brown would be one hole used only but she looks like she could gnaw the fluff out of your navel with her upper lip whilst simultaneously going knit one, purl one with your scrotum with the lower lip. And all for a bargain 20 bucks.
 
Reactions: Duo
May 17, 2013
12,120
10,800
Not hott she's got a fivehead and with the big eyes and head kinda looks like an alien. Definitely not hott Meghan Markle is much better looking (resembles Michael Jackson though).

I had a brother-in-law that we would call "Morehead" since he went bald and had a forehead that looked like a billboard. All I can say about this broad is thank goodness for bangs as it softens that huge landing strip she has from the eyes up. You could land a medivac copter on that space.
 
Reactions: REDC and Duo

REDC

Professional amateur
Dec 12, 2015
3,236
1,162
She looks pretty in professional photos with filters and make up but au naturel I just shudder.
What @Rakim said is spot on and doesn't help either.
@Setanta would call it ''healthy looking'' but I'll pass if you don't mind.



 
Reactions: gumbo2176
May 16, 2013
9,080
7,640
If that hair isn't Cultural appropriation I don't know what is.

If she was next to a white girl with dreadlocks, I wonder which one would get the shit.
 
Reactions: Ronsonfly