Rihanna...

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Rihanna: Hot or Not?


  • Total voters
    23

Davvers

That's a Davvers promise!!!
May 24, 2013
4,393
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She looks pretty in professional photos with filters and make up but au naturel I just shudder.
What @Rakim said is spot on and doesn't help either.
@Setanta would call it ''healthy looking'' but I'll pass if you don't mind.



Most women don’t look special any more when they scrape the war paint off.
 

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
9,021
12,594
In a deplorable basket
She looks pretty in professional photos with filters and make up but au naturel I just shudder.
What @Rakim said is spot on and doesn't help either.
@Setanta would call it ''healthy looking'' but I'll pass if you don't mind.



Best part of that? She looks like she's well Down's so some could tick a few fuck wishlist boxes having a go at her. :lol:
 
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kf3

Jul 17, 2012
8,046
4,455
South London
"Kilroy and all his friends were here!" hepatitis inducing body graffiti to distract from lack of hotness, plus tons of troweled on makeup to cover the moonscape acne eruptions, fake boobs and other face and body parts which are purchased by wealth.

Hey, when Pam Anderson was a young alcoholic carnivore, she was legitimately pretty and hot, 100% organic, but after she became famous, she contracted hep from sharing a dirty tattoo needle, replaced various face and body parts with shit that will never biodegrade, and is now a vegan teetotaler whack job nutcase whose body is a walking Chernobyl. Unfortunately for Rihanna, a giant forehead is forever, unless she can purchase a corrective Abenaki scalping for herself. (She should never be seen without bangs.)

Rihanna's forehead looks like Frankenstein's, reminiscent of that talentless whiny voiced Gilmore Girls daughter (who should have spent that entire seven year series with a burlap sack over her torso so viewers could only see her for her then much younger ample buttocks, which are no doubt now saggy, cheesy and lumpy as a cheap mattress from having become an ancient archeological dump site).
a true connoisseur.
 
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