SNV's Sanctioned GTMSBT: An Open Filmic Warrior Competition: Meast Gets Stand Up Guys (2012)

Boxed Ears

God's Country
Jun 13, 2012
6,229
1,285
North God's Country = Trump Country
Hey, you guys are obviously in the business. I have been working on a script and could use some advice. It's about a guy who one day starts sarcastically replying like a troll, assuming it was obvious and satirical in nature. But then 90% of people take him seriously, no matter how obvious he makes it. And he really tries to be so obvious that no one wouldn't understand. Then he does nothing but that, until it's indistinguishable from actual trolling to himself. And he doesn't know who he is anymore, or how to spell or type and then he's like broke and divorced and he just sits and waits to see when people will guess movies. I feel like it needs more of an arc or something? But there's definitely something here, right?

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2020 Competition:

Threadmaster points: 9
Thread Competitor points: 38

Standings:

@BunnyGibbons (Emeritus Champion)

  1. The Wicker Man (1973)
  2. Quigley Down Under (1990)
  3. The Death of Stalin (2017)
@Joe:

  1. The Invention of Lying (2009)
  2. Along Came a Spider (2001)
  3. The Foreigner (2017)
  4. The Big Easy (1986)
  5. Mr. Right (2016)
  6. Bloodsport (1988)
  7. Lethal Weapon (1987)
  8. The NeverEnding Story (1984)
@Meast

  1. Angel Heart (1987)
  2. The Sex Monster (1999)
  3. Semi-Pro (2008)
  4. Nighthawks (1981)
  5. True Confessions (1981)
  6. Outbreak (1995)
  7. There Will Be Blood (2007)
  8. Get Me Roger Stone (2017)
  9. The Cooler (2003)
  10. Where the Money Is (2000)
  11. The Patriot (2000)
  12. Screwed (2000)
  13. The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
@Football Bat:

  1. The Natural (1984)
  2. Raising Cain (1992)
  3. Hook (1991)
  4. The Other Guys (2010)
  5. China Moon (1994)
  6. Yes Man (2008)
  7. Songcatcher (2000)
  8. The Karate Kid Part II (1986)
  9. Coneheads (1993)
  10. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
@BigBone:

  1. Mr. Majestyk (1974)
  2. Yes Man (2008)
  3. Warlock (1959)
@Boogle McDougal:

  1. The Company of Wolves (1984)
  2. Hail, Caesar! (2016)
@Commando:

1. Uncut Gems (2019)

Threadmaster:

  1. Love Ranch (2010)
  2. Gunfighter's Moon (1995)
  3. Bigfoot's Wild Weekend (2012)
  4. The Fast and the Furious (1954)
  5. The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
  6. Splice (2009)
  7. Target of an Assassin aka Tigers Don't Cry aka African Rage aka The Long Shot aka Fatal Assassin (1977)
  8. Lonestar: Stevie Ray Vaughan - 1984-1989 (2017)
  9. By the Sword (1991)
Random thing:

 
Jun 3, 2012
6,827
1,901
Hey, you guys are obviously in the business. I have been working on a script and could use some advice. It's about a guy who one day starts sarcastically replying like a troll, assuming it was obvious and satirical in nature. But then 90% of people take him seriously, no matter how obvious he makes it. And he really tries to be so obvious that no one wouldn't understand. Then he does nothing but that, until it's indistinguishable from actual trolling to himself. And he doesn't know who he is anymore, or how to spell or type and then he's like broke and divorced and he just sits and waits to see when people will guess movies. I feel like it needs more of an arc or something? But there's definitely something here, right?
Get the first draft written!
 
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Jun 3, 2012
6,827
1,901
Was he pulling his punches or was it a real fight?
Started out real I reckon but Tyson coasted as it went on.

Could definitely tell he was throwing more body shots and letting RJJ off the hook. RJJ was pretty gassed after a few rounds.
 

Boxed Ears

God's Country
Jun 13, 2012
6,229
1,285
North God's Country = Trump Country
Well, due to the absolutely bizarre anti-kicking bias I never even knew existed in this thread...I guess this is where we are now. Here is your new still.

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2020 Competition:

Threadmaster points: 9
Thread Competitor points: 38

Standings:

@BunnyGibbons (Emeritus Champion)

  1. The Wicker Man (1973)
  2. Quigley Down Under (1990)
  3. The Death of Stalin (2017)
@Joe:

  1. The Invention of Lying (2009)
  2. Along Came a Spider (2001)
  3. The Foreigner (2017)
  4. The Big Easy (1986)
  5. Mr. Right (2016)
  6. Bloodsport (1988)
  7. Lethal Weapon (1987)
  8. The NeverEnding Story (1984)
@Meast

  1. Angel Heart (1987)
  2. The Sex Monster (1999)
  3. Semi-Pro (2008)
  4. Nighthawks (1981)
  5. True Confessions (1981)
  6. Outbreak (1995)
  7. There Will Be Blood (2007)
  8. Get Me Roger Stone (2017)
  9. The Cooler (2003)
  10. Where the Money Is (2000)
  11. The Patriot (2000)
  12. Screwed (2000)
  13. The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
@Football Bat:

  1. The Natural (1984)
  2. Raising Cain (1992)
  3. Hook (1991)
  4. The Other Guys (2010)
  5. China Moon (1994)
  6. Yes Man (2008)
  7. Songcatcher (2000)
  8. The Karate Kid Part II (1986)
  9. Coneheads (1993)
  10. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
@BigBone:

  1. Mr. Majestyk (1974)
  2. Yes Man (2008)
  3. Warlock (1959)
@Boogle McDougal:

  1. The Company of Wolves (1984)
  2. Hail, Caesar! (2016)
@Commando:

1. Uncut Gems (2019)

Threadmaster:

  1. Love Ranch (2010)
  2. Gunfighter's Moon (1995)
  3. Bigfoot's Wild Weekend (2012)
  4. The Fast and the Furious (1954)
  5. The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
  6. Splice (2009)
  7. Target of an Assassin aka Tigers Don't Cry aka African Rage aka The Long Shot aka Fatal Assassin (1977)
  8. Lonestar: Stevie Ray Vaughan - 1984-1989 (2017)
  9. By the Sword (1991)
Random thing:

 
Reactions: Meast