SNV's Sanctioned GTMSBT: An Open Filmic Warrior Competition: Meast Gets Stand Up Guys (2012)

BigBone

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Junkie German Shepherds.

There's a movie in there.

Just waiting for @Boogle McDougal to come in and tell me he has it on Betamax
Junkie German Shepherds (2024) - directed in 4D by Uwe Boll. Written for the screen: @BunnyGibbons, B-movie expert: @Boogle McDougal, executive producer and casting (couch): Uncle @Boxed Ears, art direction, props and beer guy (also rigging the financials): @Meast, special effects: @BigBone. @Joe could be our contact with the studio, always arriving late to meetings so moguls can't interfere with the production. I'd also put @PoliSari, @Clay Davis and @Pedderrs in for diversity, the less white male heterosexuals, the better. Speciel guest role: Bernie Sanders.
 
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Junkie German Shepherds (2024) - directed in 4D by Uwe Boll. Written for the screen: @BunnyGibbons, B-movie expert: @Boogle McDougal, executive producer and casting (couch): Uncle @Boxed Ears, art direction, props and beer guy (also rigging the financials): @Meast, special effects: @BigBone. @Joe could be our contact with the studio, always arriving late to meetings so moguls can't interfere with the production. I'd also put @PoliSari, @Clay Davis and @Pedderrs in for diversity, the less white male heterosexuals, the better. Speciel guest role: Bernie Sanders.
 
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BigBone

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I'd also give a guest role to this fella "Mike W" trending on the CHB Lounge but I have to admit I've literally no clue who he is, TikTok celebrity slash rapper slash Reddit investeur perhaps?
 

BunnyGibbons

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Sup, fellas.

Bagged some stellar blurbs for my 'buddy' action novel, ONE TOUGH BASTARD, about washed-up 80s action star Shane Moxie and his hyper-intelligent chimpanzee sidekick, Duke. Check this shit out:

“I’ve worked with the greatest action stars in Hollywood – Arnold, Carl Weathers, Dolph, The Boz – as well as the absolute biggest blowhard in town: Shane Moxie. One Tough Bastard is his story. Wham-bam 80s action for the 21st Century!” CRAIG R. BAXLEY, STONE COLD, I COME IN PEACE, ACTION JACKSON

“Having directed Shane Moxie in American Sumo, in which he was outacted by an animatronic octopus, I can confirm that Moxie’s reputation as the biggest ego in Hollywood is well-deserved. I can’t quite believe that someone has written a book of fan fiction about the man, and consider it a sorry testament to the continued decline of Western civilization.” MARK L. LESTER, COMMANDO, SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO

And here's an interview with Sam fuckin' Firstenberg, and the infamous Moxie/Dudikoff beef!