SNV's Sanctioned GTMSBT: An Open Filmic Warrior Competition: Meast Gets Stand Up Guys (2012)

BunnyGibbons

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This Moxie fella sure give a great Burt Reynolds impression.
There's a portrait of The Mox in that Sam Firstenberg interview. Any chance you could photoshop Moxie onto Burt so it's The Mox walking away from the explosion? I could use that for promo. I'd offer to sling you a free book, but I know what a fan you are, Bone, you've already pre-ordered it, amirite? :hey
 

BigBone

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There's a portrait of The Mox in that Sam Firstenberg interview. Any chance you could photoshop Moxie onto Burt so it's The Mox walking away from the explosion? I could use that for promo. I'd offer to sling you a free book, but I know what a fan you are, Bone, you've already pre-ordered it, amirite? :hey
Post the pic here and I'll se what I can do.

The fuck is this Junkie German Shepherds thing? "Homeward Bound" meets "Trainspotting."
With a touch of Mox-Bow Incident.
 

Boogle McDougal

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Sup, fellas.

Bagged some stellar blurbs for my 'buddy' action novel, ONE TOUGH BASTARD, about washed-up 80s action star Shane Moxie and his hyper-intelligent chimpanzee sidekick, Duke. Check this shit out:

“I’ve worked with the greatest action stars in Hollywood – Arnold, Carl Weathers, Dolph, The Boz – as well as the absolute biggest blowhard in town: Shane Moxie. One Tough Bastard is his story. Wham-bam 80s action for the 21st Century!” CRAIG R. BAXLEY, STONE COLD, I COME IN PEACE, ACTION JACKSON

“Having directed Shane Moxie in American Sumo, in which he was outacted by an animatronic octopus, I can confirm that Moxie’s reputation as the biggest ego in Hollywood is well-deserved. I can’t quite believe that someone has written a book of fan fiction about the man, and consider it a sorry testament to the continued decline of Western civilization.” MARK L. LESTER, COMMANDO, SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO

And here's an interview with Sam fuckin' Firstenberg, and the infamous Moxie/Dudikoff beef!

Dude, did you really get Baxley and Lester to write these blurbs? That's awesome.

I Come in Peace is a banger. Baxley's run in the 80's is unparalleled really.

I've taken a deep dive on some of Mark Lester's old stuff. Steel Arena and Truck Stop Women. Very 70's, very bleak. Honestly, nothing like Commando at all. I'm defintely a fan.

Keep on truckin', Bunny.
 

Boogle McDougal

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That Burt Reynolds gif is from MALONE, right?

I bought that movie simply because it looked ridiculous. I always imagined it was about Karl Malone, but with a miscast Burt. Still haven't watched it. MALONE!
 

BunnyGibbons

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Dude, did you really get Baxley and Lester to write these blurbs? That's awesome.

I Come in Peace is a banger. Baxley's run in the 80's is unparalleled really.

I've taken a deep dive on some of Mark Lester's old stuff. Steel Arena and Truck Stop Women. Very 70's, very bleak. Honestly, nothing like Commando at all. I'm defintely a fan.

Keep on truckin', Bunny.
Those are legit blurbs, yeah.

I created a filmography for my action star, and had the likes of Baxley/Lester/Firstenberg 'direct' a bunch of Moxie's movies, so I figured I'd try my luck and reach out to them for a blurb, got lucky. I doubt they actually read the entire novel, but I know they at least looked at the synopses for 'their' movies, and the poster art.

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BunnyGibbons

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That Burt Reynolds gif is from MALONE, right?

I bought that movie simply because it looked ridiculous. I always imagined it was about Karl Malone, but with a miscast Burt. Still haven't watched it. MALONE!
Malone is great, man. It's like a Western in the way Roadhouse is a Western, I think you'll dig it. And Burt's hairpiece game is off the chain!
 

BigBone

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Those are legit blurbs, yeah.

I created a filmography for my action star, and had the likes of Baxley/Lester/Firstenberg 'direct' a bunch of Moxie's movies, so I figured I'd try my luck and reach out to them for a blurb, got lucky. I doubt they actually read the entire novel, but I know they at least looked at the synopses for 'their' movies, and the poster art.
Did some research and realized you didn't "create" shit for "your" action star, The Mox is actually REAL and spending his post-glory days at some cheap North Dakota rehab. Just cause Colonel Needham removed traces of him cause some sexual allegations and Blockbuster destroyed all VHS and DVD copies don't mean walking into a NY porn shop can't get you a bootlegged copy or visiting the right dealer in his hometown can't get you MoxieCodone, a rare opioid meant for the elderly that caused a riot in a nursing home in Minnesota cause it caused hallucinations, aggression and uncontrolled sexual arousal.

Anyways, found some of these on the dark web as further proof of his existence:

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BunnyGibbons

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Did some research and realized you didn't "create" shit for "your" action star, The Mox is actually REAL and spending his post-glory days at some cheap North Dakota rehab. Just cause Colonel Needham removed traces of him cause some sexual allegations and Blockbuster destroyed all VHS and DVD copies don't mean walking into a NY porn shop can't get you a bootlegged copy or visiting the right dealer in his hometown can't get you MoxieCodone, a rare opioid meant for the elderly that caused a riot in a nursing home in Minnesota cause it caused hallucinations, aggression and uncontrolled sexual arousal.

Anyways, found some of these on the dark web as further proof of his existence:

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LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Awesome, Bone. Thanks for this, man.

Any other Mox in action pix you wanna give me, I can use for promo. This is great.
 

Boogle McDougal

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Did some research and realized you didn't "create" shit for "your" action star, The Mox is actually REAL and spending his post-glory days at some cheap North Dakota rehab. Just cause Colonel Needham removed traces of him cause some sexual allegations and Blockbuster destroyed all VHS and DVD copies don't mean walking into a NY porn shop can't get you a bootlegged copy or visiting the right dealer in his hometown can't get you MoxieCodone, a rare opioid meant for the elderly that caused a riot in a nursing home in Minnesota cause it caused hallucinations, aggression and uncontrolled sexual arousal.

Anyways, found some of these on the dark web as further proof of his existence:
A New York porn shop? What, are you still in the 70's?

Most of that type of New York was wiped away in the 90's while Giuliani was mayor. For better or for worse. Now 42nd Street is overrun with Bubba Gump Shrimp, Applebee's and Bank of America. You tell me what's better.

However, you can still find some of that sleaze in the area known as the dirty 30's, just south of 42nd street. I used to work in that area. That's the closest thing to how seedy New York used to be. You might find some Mox bootlegs at a Chinese laundromat or a fabric store.
 

BigBone

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However, you can still find some of that sleaze in the area known as the dirty 30's, just south of 42nd street. I used to work in that area. That's the closest thing to how seedy New York used to be. You might find some Mox bootlegs at a Chinese laundromat or a fabric store.
How much did you charge for your johns? Also, Bubba Gimp Shrimp sounds like something outta Cruising. Never seen it.
 
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Boogle McDougal

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Cruising is so overrated by the hom- I mean the guys in this thread. Just saying. I don't think Friedkin knew what the hell he was trying to say at all. He's made like 3 alternate cuts since then, which confirms it. I've never seen any of them.
 

BunnyGibbons

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Cruising is so overrated by the hom- I mean the guys in this thread. Just saying. I don't think Friedkin knew what the hell he was trying to say at all. He's made like 3 alternate cuts since then, which confirms it. I've never seen any of them.
There's a good book about Friedkin (by Claggett, maybe?) where Billy watched the first cut of Cruising, went very quiet, and finally said, "What the fuck ever possessed me to make this movie?"

Apparently, it was initially developed for Spielberg to direct. Can you imagine how funny that would be? Spielberg's Cruising, with the John Williams score. Probably Dreyfuss in the lead. The "Spielberg Gaze" (TM) as Dreyfuss stares longingly at some guy's ass.