Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Trailer... What is this Shit?

Jun 14, 2012
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I always thought they would make a Sonic film but this is baffling. Really can't understand why they just didn't go down the animated film route. The character has been around nearly 30 years with an in built fan base with shitloads of characters and the makers decide to have a film about him entering the real world. Honestly I'd fuckin love to be in charge of one of these film studios. The decisions they make are fuckin retarded.
 
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That was horrible. Can't believe they had Gangster's Paradise playing. I'm totally disgusted.

What Hollywood should have done or do before it's too late is make a MegaMan movie starring Zack Efron. He'd be perfect and it be awesome.
 
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Why the fuck did they change his design. Adding fur doesn't bother me but what the fuck is up with the eyes. A blue hedgehog that has super speed running around in the real world is ridiculous enough so just use the classic design. The makers of these types of films just change things for the sake of it.
 
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Deebo

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Show dem balls bro
Why the fuck did they change his design. Adding fur doesn't bother me but what the fuck is up with the eyes. A blue hedgehog that has super speed running around in the real world is ridiculous enough so just use the classic design. The makers of these types of films just change things for the sake of it.

At least he still has his little hedgehog cock 'n balls. :bart
 
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I always thought they would make a Sonic film but this is baffling. Really can't understand why they just didn't go down the animated film route. The character has been around nearly 30 years with an in built fan base with shitloads of characters and the makers decide to have a film about him entering the real world. Honestly I'd fuckin love to be in charge of one of these film studios. The decisions they make are fuckin retarded.
When I heard a movie was being released, I just assumed it was animated until I saw a clip of it on the news earlier today.

This looks almost as bad as that Super Mario Bros. movie where King Koopa was a suited businessman.
 
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thehook13

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After sonic and knuckles they just wanted to ruin my childhood. The series will not die, who keeps throwing money at these monstrosities?! Blows my mind they still keep getting made

Side note- Sonic Mania was a fairly great throwback to the original 4 sonic games.
 
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This, will probably do at least 300 mill at the box office and as this only had a 90 mill budget expect a sequel. I mean they are doing a sequel to the 2016 Ghostbusters movie for some reason, guess enough idiots paid to see it.
No way this film does anywhere near that number man. The trailer and even the posters have been almost universally panned. I actually can't remember the last time a film has been shit on so much.

Seriously all they had to do was make an animated film for kids and throw in some good references for the adults that played the original games and you're pretty much set.
 
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