Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Trailer... What is this Shit?

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Castle Duckula.
I'd like to see Daniel Day Lewis come back for one more film and play Sonic. John C Reilly as Knuckles and turn shit on its head by having Tilda Swinton in the Dr Robotnik role. Directed by Dennis Villenauve obviously.
 

Sittin Sonny

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I just saw today that the release will likely be delayed until 2020. :lol:

I guess Hollywood learned from the female Ghostbusters and Solo debacles that if you piss off your movie's core fanbase, you're pretty much fkked.
 

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It has been delayed until 2020. Animators are going to go back and redraw the character with a less humiliatingly shit character model. He's going to have white gloves, bigger eyes, different legs and no human teeth.

:hat
 
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It has been delayed until 2020. Animators are going to go back and redraw the character with a less humiliatingly shit character model. He's going to have white gloves, bigger eyes, different legs and no human teeth.

:hat
That must be a first for Hollywood. Obviously shat themselves with the massive backlash and realised that it was going to lose money. It still fuckin amazes me how they got this so wrong.
 
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Still a sack of shit of movie just look at that thing! Hollywood has run outta ideas and for the most part given up on brainstorming. Brainfarting seems to be the new thing. How can this movie ever be taken seriously?! They should've released the shiny turdy of s movie at least it would have reached cult status immediately.

For them to put Gangster's Paradise in that trailer has to be the dumbest idea of all. It's supposed to be for the kids. I don't see the connection between Sonic and that song.
 
Jun 14, 2012
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Still a sack of shit of movie just look at that thing! Hollywood has run outta ideas and for the most part given up on brainstorming. Brainfarting seems to be the new thing. How can this movie ever be taken seriously?! They should've released the shiny turdy of s movie at least it would have reached cult status immediately.

For them to put Gangster's Paradise in that trailer has to be the dumbest idea of all. It's supposed to be for the kids. I don't see the connection between Sonic and that song.
The only connection with this two is that they both came out in the 90's. What's happened here is a bunch of jumped cunts that thought they were intelligent got control.
 
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Sittin Sonny

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Still a sack of shit of movie just look at that thing!
Well, at least we get to enjoy a good comment section:

Alright guys,good prank! but where's the actual trailer?!
Sonic : Nothing is faster than me
The Dislike Count : Hold my beer
Me: Do you even know how sonic looks like?

Paramount: No but thank you for asking
Dodges dozens of missles..
Gets hit by a tranquilizer
Me: Will we be seeing you this November?
Sonic: Yes you w-
Me: NOPE!
Sonic: My mo-
Me: WRONG!
Sonic: I-
Me: 2020!
:lol: