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Susanna Hoffs v Liz Hurley
- Thread starter Ernest Shackleton
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- Aug 3, 2012
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Now THIS is a PPV worthy event.
Hoffs by SD but want a rematch.
Hoffs by SD but want a rematch.
- May 31, 2012
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Just look at Liz Hurley, ffs.
I’d drag my dick across a kilometre of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
I’d drag my dick across a kilometre of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Prime 4 Prime Hoffs.
Current versions Hurley.
Current versions Hurley.
Ronsonfly
Toxic White Male
Tough one but I've always had a thing for The Hoffs so have gone for her but would let them knife-fight it out for my cock glory, like those two gypo bitches in From Russia With Love.
The Hoffs has nearly seven years on Hurley and I'll be interested to see if she looks as good as she does when she gets to 59.
The Hoffs has nearly seven years on Hurley and I'll be interested to see if she looks as good as she does when she gets to 59.
- May 17, 2013
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Hurley is a one in a million type woman. Yeah, I know she has the bucks to help keep herself in good shape with the proper people around her, but she's a freak of nature in many respects.
You don't see many women her age that can carry off a small 2 piece bathing suit that makes you want to look more. Most women her age in a 2 piece suit make me want to turn my head and wonder WTF were they thinking and don't they have mirrors where they live.
You don't see many women her age that can carry off a small 2 piece bathing suit that makes you want to look more. Most women her age in a 2 piece suit make me want to turn my head and wonder WTF were they thinking and don't they have mirrors where they live.
- Jun 4, 2013
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I love the Hoffs as a natural beauty but I think Hurley has a bit more of a filth factor which I’ve always liked.
However,as was mentioned recently,guys have a tendency to cheat on Hurley,which tells me the look of filth may not be matched by the necessary attitude in the boudoir ya feel me?
Can’t help but wonder if Liz thinks she’s above polishing the knob or something because the idea of cheating on her seems ridiculous on the surface,yet has been a recurring theme.
Ronsonfly
Toxic White Male
Oh yes indeed, I think Hurley has a certain aloofness that is fuelled by an inner puritanical frigidity and looks like the kind of cunt who would truly believe she was handing out a favour by putting out.
I can easily imagine she is in that class of cunt who uses language like "That's something that gets earned", or, "That comes as a treat" or "It's not your birthday, so no" when talking about getting the gob open and slicked up.
Whereas The Hoffs comes off as a lot warmer, a lot more like a woman who sees it as good time to be had by both, not as Percy Filth like Hurley does. I think The Hoffs is the smouldering one of the two, the real deal, Hurley just knows how to look the part. I can see The Hoffs coming off stage, amped up, sweaty, hot, humming around the honeypot of enticing pheromones, flashing that come-hither smile and ready to get daaaarty with me.
Hurley I see getting hot and sweaty but being irritated about that and announcing she is going for a shower. Alone. Because she has a fucking headache. At that point I'd probably leave her to it, jump in the car and go down to Sunset and Vine and get my cock sucked by a $20 Pirelli-lipped whore.
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Oh yes indeed, I think Hurley has a certain aloofness that is fuelled by an inner puritanical frigidity and looks like the kind of cunt who would truly believe she was handing out a favour by putting out.
I can easily imagine she is in that class of cunt who uses language like "That's something that gets earned", or, "That comes as a treat" or "It's not your birthday, so no" when talking about getting the gob open and slicked up.
Whereas The Hoffs comes off as a lot warmer, a lot more like a woman who sees it as good time to be had by both, not as Percy Filth like Hurley does. I think The Hoffs is the smouldering one of the two, the real deal, Hurley just knows how to look the part. I can see The Hoffs coming off stage, amped up, sweaty, hot, humming around the honeypot of enticing pheromones, flashing that come-hither smile and ready to get daaaarty with me.
Hurley I see getting hot and sweaty but being irritated about that and announcing she is going for a shower. Alone. Because she has a fucking headache. At that point I'd probably leave her to it, jump in the car and go down to Sunset and Vine and get my cock sucked by a $20 Pirelli-lipped whore.
Yeah.I get that mate.
But Hoffs is stunningly gorgeous,and i’ve always preferred a slight edge that maybe means slightly less natural beauty.
I like the filth of a prime Asia Argento even though I know there are far more natural beauties out there.
I tend to think undisputed 10’s don’t think they have to make the same effort you know?
Ronsonfly
Toxic White Male
That's exactly my point. The sense I get is Hurley absolutely thinks she is a 10, acts a 10 and thinks she should be treated the way she thinks 10s should be treated. She'd make no fucking effort at all.
The Hoffs I don't think sees herself as a 10 in the sense that she is a cunt about it. She is doubtless smart enough to know she is upper-echelon but she strikes me as being relatively grounded.
A mate of mine once said the problem with really stunning women is that they are like thoroughbred racehorses. They look magnificent and when you own one a lot of people are envious but they know what they are and are fucking worthless and impractical for day to day use.
Duo
Bosomus Maximus
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Hoffs. She's had a successful marriage to Jay Roach for 25 years. I can't take Hurley as anything other than an icy lay after Hugh Grant had to pay for the services of Divine Brown. I suspect Liz to be frigid, like most of her ilk. Susanna was a good enough lay for Prince to decide to give The Bangles their breakthrough hit, "Manic Monday," instead of Apollonia Kotero (whose version with Prince simply didn't work anyways, and Prince knew it). Her looks came from her filmmaker mother Tamar (who looks decent for 83). She came from punk, inspired by The Ramones.
The fact is that Elizabeth can't keep a partner happy. She's eye candy, window dressing, and probably like a mannequin in the sack. Sue's not my type either, but she's never been described as "wooden," with "dead fish stare." I think Hoffs is probably as hot as she looked in her prime. (Probably with an excellent sex education from her parents, especially considering her father's background.)
Sue certainly didn't lose her husband to Liz during his direction of the Austin Powers franchise. It's something to think about, when you think about the females he's directed. When somebody like Hoffs has as quiet a marriage as any couple in entertainment, she's got to have more than looks. I don't think Hurley has anything more than her physical appearance.
My earliest female friend enjoys sex. She's quiet in the moment, but the pupils of her eyes explode wide open when we talk about it. (We've never been intimate, but almost all of the friends in her life have been male, mine female. She's also highly intelligent, and we've discussed how her pupils blow wide open when the subject comes up.) Other females I know and have known will joke about it, but their pupils remain pinholes, often a giveaway that they are sexually unresponsive.
The fact is that Elizabeth can't keep a partner happy. She's eye candy, window dressing, and probably like a mannequin in the sack. Sue's not my type either, but she's never been described as "wooden," with "dead fish stare." I think Hoffs is probably as hot as she looked in her prime. (Probably with an excellent sex education from her parents, especially considering her father's background.)
Sue certainly didn't lose her husband to Liz during his direction of the Austin Powers franchise. It's something to think about, when you think about the females he's directed. When somebody like Hoffs has as quiet a marriage as any couple in entertainment, she's got to have more than looks. I don't think Hurley has anything more than her physical appearance.
My earliest female friend enjoys sex. She's quiet in the moment, but the pupils of her eyes explode wide open when we talk about it. (We've never been intimate, but almost all of the friends in her life have been male, mine female. She's also highly intelligent, and we've discussed how her pupils blow wide open when the subject comes up.) Other females I know and have known will joke about it, but their pupils remain pinholes, often a giveaway that they are sexually unresponsive.
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Liz Hurley.
Ever since I've seen her in Bedazzled I've wanted to ram her. She's beyond sexy. Her posh accent and her filthy bitch look gives me the horn everytime.
Ever since I've seen her in Bedazzled I've wanted to ram her. She's beyond sexy. Her posh accent and her filthy bitch look gives me the horn everytime.
Duo
Bosomus Maximus
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Pretty much. She HAS been labeled a Jewish American Princess (JAP). Her father's a medical doctor and psychoanalyst, and this is her mother's Wiki page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamar_Simon_Hoffs
Her husband, born Southern Baptist, converted to Judaism when they were married.
When it comes to girls, guys don't care about things like that. They care about how she looks, behaves, and whether or not she gives them boners. Her underwear scene in The Allnighter sprang a forest of them. (I wasn't one of them. I think you know what I value most in a female!)
Duo
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Ugly fuckin' fat losers on an internet forum discussing how Liz Hurley is a shite ride
Fuck sake.
SuckaPunch510
MTNGA
Ronsonfly
Toxic White Male
The ugly, snotty, unfuckable lardarse cunt on the beach.