Taking a dump at work? Yes or no?

Jun 4, 2013
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Do you take dumps at work? Or do you do it in the morning before or wait until after?

If you do take a dump at work do you look for the bathroom furthest away from everyone to drop off the kids at the pool? What's your workplace etiquette about dropping a deuce?
 

Haggis

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Yeah.

And I do it at 3am, so I have the whole bathroom to myself and don't worry about stinking it out or making a lot of noise at all. :yep

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Yeah.

And I do it at 3am, so I have the whole bathroom to myself and don't worry about stinking it out or making a lot of noise at all. :yep

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So you don't have to do courtesy flushes or make noise, like shuffle your feet, when someone comes in to let them know you're in the stall?
 

Haggis

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So you don't have to do courtesy flushes or make noise, like shuffle your feet, when someone comes in to let them know you're in the stall?
Nah. Makes it so much easier. Always a fresh clean too, as the cleaner goes in there every night at about 11pm, right after shift change. Ideal work-shitting circumstances. :thumbsup

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I have done when caught short. We moved premises a couple of years back and have decent facilities now so not too bad. We used to just have portakabins that was next to the canteen. Some rotten bastards would routinely go and the smell eould even waft up to the shop.

But mostly, if i have to go, i'll just drive home and do it. I'm a 5/10 minute drive away so not too bad.
 
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I have done when caught short. We moved premises a couple of years back and have decent facilities now so not too bad. We used to just have portakabins that was next to the canteen. Some rotten bastards would routinely go and the smell eould even waft up to the shop.

But mostly, if i have to go, i'll just drive home and do it. I'm a 5/10 minute drive away so not too bad.
That's dope. I wish I could drive home to take a shit. I get stuck on 16 hour shifts sometimes and my house is too far away.
 

Haggis

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Also, our stalls are completely closed off, so there's no need to let anyone know that you're in there. The door is closed and there's a green "vacant" sign on the door that changes to a red "engaged" sign when you lock the stall door from the inside.

What's the setup where you are? Is it a real thing that American public toilets have an inch-wide gap so that anyone walking past the stall can make eye contact with you while you're taking a shit?

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Also, our stalls are completely closed off, so there's no need to let anyone know that you're in there. The door is closed and there's a green "vacant" sign on the door that changes to a red "engaged" sign when you lock the stall door from the inside.

What's the setup where you are? Is it a real thing that American public toilets have an inch-wide gap so that anyone walking past the stall can make eye contact with you while you're taking a shit?

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There's definitely a gap. Not an inch though. It's like 1/4 inch. It's tiny. Work bathrooms are pretty nice over here. It's a huge facility though, we've got cops and firemen everywhere. Bathrooms next to the gym and some other ones on the lower floor near some offices. Both bathrooms are large. Several stalls and urinals each plus showers and lockers.
 

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That's dope. I wish I could drive home to take a shit. I get stuck on 16 hour shifts sometimes and my house is too far away.
16 hour shifts are massively illegal for us here. :lol: Even after the massacre, they sent us home after 10-12 hours, and by law we have to have more than eight hours between shifts. :thumbsup

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There's definitely a gap. Not an inch though. It's like 1/4 inch. It's tiny. Work bathrooms are pretty nice over here. It's a huge facility though, we've got cops and firemen everywhere. Bathrooms next to the gym and some other ones on the lower floor near some offices. Both bathrooms are large. Several stalls and urinals each plus showers and lockers.
That's insane to us. Some creep makes eye contact with me while I'm taking a shit at work, I'm bringing in putty for the door the next day. :lol:

We have 5 thrones and 1 urinal in the men's though (at least, the one on my floor), which makes no sense to me.

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That's insane to us. Some creep makes eye contact with me while I'm taking a shit at work, I'm bringing in putty for the door the next day. :lol:

We have 5 thrones and 1 urinal in the men's though (at least, the one on my floor), which makes no sense to me.

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It's sort of an unwritten rule that if you've really got a drop a deuce you go downstairs and do it. There's less people down there. :lol:
 
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Haggis

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I'm moving over there. Stupid 16s are the bane of my existence.
They take the view that they basically demand 100% accuracy at all times, on every call, and people on the 14th hour of their shift aren't likely to produce that.

NZ working conditions aren't nearly as good as they were 20 years ago, but they still kick the shit out of yours, I think. For instance, I accrued 40 days of paid leave last year. :yep

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They take the view that they basically demand 100% accuracy at all times, on every call, and people on the 14th hour of their shift aren't likely to produce that.

NZ working conditions aren't nearly as good as they were 20 years ago, but they still kick the shit out of yours, I think. For instance, I accrued 40 days of paid leave last year. :yep

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I got about 34 days of paid leave.
 
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Worst thing is when you're straining to shit then a guy takes the shitter next to you. Then you have to hold it in, in the vain hope he finishes before you and fucks off again so you can carry on squeezing.

Only he holds it in too hoping you'll fuck off first so he can do the same.

It's a proper Mexican standoff.
 
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Worst thing is when you're straining to shit then a guy takes the shitter next to you. Then you have to hold it in, in the vain hope he finishes before you and fucks off again so you can carry on squeezing.

Only he holds it in too hoping you'll fuck off first so he can do the same.

It's a proper Mexican standoff.
You ever look at his shoes just so you can judge him secretly face to face?
 

Joe

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It's not just a yes it's mandatory imo, back when I worked at a hotel I'd take the lift to the top and use one bathroom hidden away next to a cleaning storage room that nobody knew about complete peace of mind and nobody would ever use it since otherwise there was just hotel rooms up there and they have their own bathrooms.
 
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