Taking a dump at work? Yes or no?

mandela

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May 16, 2013
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Not in the US.

Most toilets here are of a 3rd world standard.

There's very little privacy. Public toilets will often be multi stalled and the gap between the floor and the door/wall is usually 12 inches or thereabouts so you can see peoples shoes, trousers, sock and even bare skin calves. To make it worse, there's often a half inch gap at either side (hinge and lock) of the door so people can see in, if they're so inclined.

It's a terrible experience. There are better toilet experiences but the above is fairly standard. Which is unfortunate as as being paid to do personal stuff is excellent value.

Normally, I'd use the furthest away toilet to get my steps in but also so people didn't see me coming and going to the toilet as i don;t like that.
 

Deebo

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Jun 5, 2013
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Show dem balls bro
I drop ass-rippers at work on a daily basis.

Fuckers complained about the air freshener we had being too fragrant so they bought some new bullshit that don't cut through my stink. So I said fuck it and don't even use it anymore. An all staff email went out a couple months ago that basically read "For the consideration of your fellow staff members please use the restroom deodorant if you are able to".

How about no.
 
Jun 4, 2013
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I drop ass-rippers at work on a daily basis.

Fuckers complained about the air freshener we had being too fragrant so they bought some new bullshit that don't cut through my stink. So I said fuck it and don't even use it anymore. An all staff email went out a couple months ago that basically read "For the consideration of your fellow staff members please use the restroom deodorant if you are able to".

How about no.
Gangster shit
 
Jun 14, 2012
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Sometimes there's no choice but to shit at work. I often go in the toilet and look at phone just to break the day up a small bit.
 

Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
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Show dem balls bro
So you don't have to do courtesy flushes or make noise, like shuffle your feet, when someone comes in to let them know you're in the stall?

Why do people do such things? :think

I do my best to make sure people know there's a damn brawl going on inside the toilet bowl when I'm in there. Like a fucking frat party. I love it when I got them big ole bass-like boomers. Hear people walking by talking and I straight up start dropping that dope asshole bass line like whoa.


 
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Haggis

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May 16, 2013
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Good union. I can convert my overtime to pay or hours. Either works. Its a pretty good set up.
Pretty decent! I get zero overtime, just start off with a month and work a bunch of public holidays, and my shift spans over midnight. So I collect 'em all. Sometimes I work one hour of a public holiday and get to take a paid day off whenever I like for doing it. :lol:

:hat
 

Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
Jun 5, 2013
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Show dem balls bro
Yeah......got a great union, but has to make people think there's a business transaction going on in the toilet stall instead of dropping a stinking load. :bart Everyone knows you're in there taking a big hot steamy shit. No need to try and cover it up.
 
Jun 4, 2013
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Pretty decent! I get zero overtime, just start off with a month and work a bunch of public holidays, and my shift spans over midnight. So I collect 'em all. Sometimes I work one hour of a public holiday and get to take a paid day off whenever I like for doing it. :lol:

:hat
Thats dope!
 
Jun 4, 2013
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Yeah......got a great union, but has to make people think there's a business transaction going on in the toilet stall instead of dropping a stinking load. :bart Everyone knows you're in there taking a big hot steamy shit. No need to try and cover it up.
:rofl

I ain't skeered!!! Ill drop a deuce all day long, unless I got bubble guts then I try to go downstairs.
 
Jun 4, 2013
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It's not just a yes it's mandatory imo, back when I worked at a hotel I'd take the lift to the top and use one bathroom hidden away next to a cleaning storage room that nobody knew about complete peace of mind and nobody would ever use it since otherwise there was just hotel rooms up there and they have their own bathrooms.
That's awesome. Like your own personal bathroom.
 

NSFW

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Castle Duckula.
It's not just a yes it's mandatory imo, back when I worked at a hotel I'd take the lift to the top and use one bathroom hidden away next to a cleaning storage room that nobody knew about complete peace of mind and nobody would ever use it since otherwise there was just hotel rooms up there and they have their own bathrooms.

Oh god, nothing beats finding the secret toilet in a building.
 

Juiceboxbiotch

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Do you take dumps at work? Or do you do it in the morning before or wait until after?

If you do take a dump at work do you look for the bathroom furthest away from everyone to drop off the kids at the pool? What's your workplace etiquette about dropping a deuce?
I dump in the morning before work 100% of the time, and a second dump at work in the afternoon about 30% of the time.

So you don't have to do courtesy flushes or make noise, like shuffle your feet, when someone comes in to let them know you're in the stall?
Courtesy flush for sure. I can't stand it when people try the door of the stall I'm blowing up. Do like normal people and look under the stalls for pants around ankles in stead of just trying the door. wtf

You ever look at his shoes just so you can judge him secretly face to face?
100%. I know exactly who all the guilty deuce-droppers are at my work.

Sometimes there's no choice but to shit at work. I often go in the toilet and look at phone just to break the day up a small bit.
Guilty. When the bosses leave in the afternoon sometimes I can get away with 30-45 minute shits, just playing Clash Royale on my phone.
 
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Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Oh god, nothing beats finding the secret toilet in a building.
Yep I assume it was meant for the servants as it used to be a private mansion of a rich motherfucker in the 19th century and that's why it was hidden away.
 
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Jun 17, 2012
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It's a necessary evil.

Its okay if it's a plush segregated toilet, or a disabled loo, but not ok with it's those standard thin cubicles.

When someone ganders into the next cubicle, it's game over for me. I'm no longer able to shit and worse still go into some kind of Tom Clancy splinter cell mode where I go all quiet, breathing fainter, pretending that I'm not actually there.