Taking a dump at work? Yes or no?

Jun 17, 2012
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What's the setup where you are? Is it a real thing that American public toilets have an inch-wide gap so that anyone walking past the stall can make eye contact with you while you're taking a shit?
Most toilets here are of a 3rd world standard.

There's very little privacy. Public toilets will often be multi stalled and the gap between the floor and the door/wall is usually 12 inches or thereabouts so you can see peoples shoes, trousers, sock and even bare skin calves. To make it worse, there's often a half inch gap at either side (hinge and lock) of the door so people can see in, if they're so inclined.
I can attest to this. I was at our company San Francisco office (this is a pretty well regarded company) and in the bogs the cubicle wall it about 2 fucking feet above the floor. If DobyZhee was in there, you'd see him looking straight back at you.
 

sosolid4u09

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Definitely a no no in a small office. In big multi floor buildings i usually take the lift up to the highest floor i can get to, sheepishly walk to the furthest toilet on that floor, find the corner cubicle and let it rip. I then wait until the toilets are empty before legging it out and back to my desk
 
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I only had to take a shit in public a few times, and they were all emergencies. The worst one was at a mall earlier this year. My stomach randomly just dropped, and I had to bolt to the restroom. I'm not at all sure what the fuck happened.

It was empty when I got there and the restroom smelled of piss. It wasn't clean whatsoever, so I put down a fuckton of toilet paper before I sat down. Out of fucking nowhere, some random, nasty fucker comes and sits right next to my stall. I had to break ass so bad, but I couldn't do it with the guy next to me. I held that shit in until he finished. My stomach was on fire :lol:.

Man, I get PTSD from using public bathrooms :lol:. A few times were at my university. I was on antibiotics, but luckily, I had to do it early in the morning when no one was there. The restrooms are also super, duper clean in this new, beautiful liberal arts facility the university built. At my graduate university, I was working late at night, and I had to take a mean shit. I went up to the highest floor to take care of my business. Usually, people don't bother to use those restrooms as it's all faculty offices... faculty are rarely in their offices.

I wouldn't take a shit at the biomed lab I work at. The restrooms are a horror story. The stalls are way too fucking small, and I don't think the plumbing is right or the janitor isn't cleaning them right because it constantly stinks. I mean even when I was working at 3 am or 12 midnight, the restrooms would stink of stale shit and piss.

At my undergrad university, there is a segregated, small bathroom at the library. You would think no one would use it, but people constantly use it to my amazement. Get this, the bathroom is not ventilated and very tiny. There are two tiny stalls and a tiny urinal. I one time went in and two dudes were taking a shit. Holy shit, it smelled so fucking bad in there. I almost vomited just stepping in there. I mean it was fucking gross. I don't know how those two managed to smell each other's shit in those close quarters. I literally went across the street to take a piss.
 
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Ah a few of you here seem to be to concerned about it.

I drop my daily deuce at work always. Even if I feel a slight urge in the morning I'll wait till I get into work to let go. Get myself that lil extra 10-15 min break.

Though I work in a small office, majority of times the bathroom is empty when I go in so no need to worry about others in there. But admittedly we do have larger than normal gaps between the stall wall and the ground. A bit like what the yanks in here are saying. Does make it weird but won't stop me.
 
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Haggis

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If you're doing it while on the clock you're literally getting paid to shit. Why the fuck wouldn't you take advantage of that?
Well, I can't just stand up and wander off to the shitter. I have to wait till my break, otherwise it's a big hassle. When I wasn't working a job that gets you dragged over the coals for being 1 minute late back from your break, yeah for sure I'd shit on work time. :thumbsup

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Yolo Swaggins

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Disabled loo is my VIPbox
And as Thewoo said its better to sell your turds than give them away for free
 
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Also, our stalls are completely closed off, so there's no need to let anyone know that you're in there. The door is closed and there's a green "vacant" sign on the door that changes to a red "engaged" sign when you lock the stall door from the inside.

What's the setup where you are? Is it a real thing that American public toilets have an inch-wide gap so that anyone walking past the stall can make eye contact with you while you're taking a shit?

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American stall toilets are fucking ridiculous. You can easily see in/out through the gaps to the side of the door. Also, why the need for the clear space at the bottom end of the door? Is it really necessary to see people's feet whilst they take a shit?

There has got to be a better design.

Back to the original question. Yes, of course I take a shit in work. I'm here for at least 7 hrs a day. Our toilets are nice, comfy office toilets with properly partitioned toilets and proper ventilation.
 
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American stall toilets are fucking ridiculous. You can easily see in/out through the gaps to the side of the door. Also, why the need for the clear space at the bottom end of the door? Is it really necessary to see people's feet whilst they take a shit?

There has got to be a better design.

Back to the original question. Yes, of course I take a shit in work. I'm here for at least 7 hrs a day. Our toilets are nice, comfy office toilets with properly partitioned toilets and proper ventilation.
Most nicer places like nice offices or hotels aren't like that. They have actual doors on them
 
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I like to get totally bollock naked for taking a shit which isn't really an option at work.

I feel cheated if I can't enjoy this little luxury.

But at the same time the fact of getting paid to take a shit is just too good to refuse.

Luckily I can usually shoot out a couple of turds each day letting me enjoy the best of both worlds!
 
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I like to get totally bollock naked for taking a shit which isn't really an option at work.

I feel cheated if I can't enjoy this little luxury.

But at the same time the fact of getting paid to take a shit is just too good to refuse.

Luckily I can usually shoot out a couple of turds each day letting me enjoy the best of both worlds!
Your name is very fitting.
 

Slick Ric

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Disabled toilets are the best. You have to Keyser Soze yourself out of there, but its worth the duplicity.
I was taking a piss in an office building once and saw an able bodied guy go in to the handicapped stall, presumably for a shit. A few seconds later a guy rolls in on a wheelchair and parks in front of the handicapped stall, which is sitting right next to two vacant regular stalls, and waits for the dude to finish his business.