Taking a dump at work? Yes or no?

Haggis

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I was taking a piss in an office building once and saw an able bodied guy go in to the handicapped stall, presumably for a shit. A few seconds later a guy rolls in on a wheelchair and parks in front of the handicapped stall, which is sitting right next to two vacant regular stalls, and waits for the dude to finish his business.
And you didn't stick around to enjoy that?

:hat
 

Slick Ric

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And you didn't stick around to enjoy that?

:hat
Nah, I bet it was awkward as fuck after the dude finished shitting and opened the door to find the handicapped dude waiting for him. Would have been funny to see.
 

Deebo

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Nah, I bet it was awkward as fuck after the dude finished shitting and opened the door to find the handicapped dude waiting for him. Would have been funny to see.

Anytime someone sees me coming out of a handicapped stall I'm usually limping anyway from the mondo duke I just gave birth to.
 
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Tuff Gong

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Of course, if you gotta go you gotta go.

Like most others, I enjoy my privacy but have become desensitized to the proximity of others in nearby stalls over the years.

Was a time when I was younger if I was in the work bathrooms & could hear someone in another stall taking a noisy shit I'd be too doubled up trying to laugh silently to concentrate on taking my own shit :lol:

Some of the noises you hear coming from other stalls are insane - grunts, groans, sighs, heavy breathing, water splashing, shit splattering the inside (hopefully) of the bowl :lol: then there's that person who sounds like they're shocked at the noises their arse is producing - they let rip a massive fart & then utter a surprised, prissy-sounding "Oh!" :rofl
 
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At one of my old places (before smartphones) someone had written a Macro in Excel that let you put in your salary, press start, go for a shit, come back, press stop and it told you how much you'd been paid for having a shit.

Good times.

Now I have responsibilities and all that crap which means I'd have to make the workload up anyway.
 
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I work in people’s houses all week so rarely dump at work, but when you’ve got to go you’ve got to go, If the customer is out and I’m brewing up something special, then sure I’ll let rip a zinger in their absence.
 
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I work in people’s houses all week so rarely dump at work, but when you’ve got to go you’ve got to go, If the customer is out and I’m brewing up something special, then sure I’ll let rip a zinger in their absence.
It's funny when there is a team in someone's house and they can't pinpoint who ruined their toilet, not so funny when you are on site alone and the owner knows 100% it was your that did it...
 
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I remember my first shit offshore. I’d been a bit nervous about it because the wind turbines haven’t got any facilities, so I’d been working a good few weeks before one crept up on me.

It was a glorious sunny day, and I’d heard the techniques from my colleagues. I laid the rags on the floor outside, dropped my trousers, and leant my back against the tower wall. It was fucking beautiful having the sea air around my balls and watching the odd fishing boat go by as I comfortably curled out a monster turd. I shuffled one foot to grab another piece of rag to wipe my arse, which set off a terrifying chain of events that instantly went beyond my control. The foot slipped, and due to my trousers being around my ankles, it pulled my other foot with it and I was left grabbing thin air as I sat straight on top of the giant dirtdown I’d just laid.

Fucking shit everywhere on my arse and hamstrings.

It took two bottles of water and a 1/4 bag of rags to clean up that mess.
 
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Every single day without fail.

I enjoy a good 10 minute shit break daily, try get 2 if i can. Couldnt give a fuck. I aint walking round with a load of shit clogging up my bowels.
 
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Hey, if you've got to go, you've got to go. I worked in a fire station, so it was the same as a home away from home, but when working side jobs, on the rare occasion I needed to do more than piss, I'd have to find a gas station, convenience store, Port-O-Let, etc. to do the deed, and that sucked. But as much as it sucked, it would have sucked more to shit my pants.
 
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I live really close to my work (less than a 5 min walk) so I just run home in case of emergencies. I can count with my fingers the times I've shit in public, normally in dire emergencies...and one of those times was on myself (I was 8)
 
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