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A man goes into the doctor asking for birth control for his teenage daughter. The doctor asks, why, is she sexually active?

Man says, no, she just lays there like her mother.
 
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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."

To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
 
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A half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of 2 pounds and we will send you the video it's fucking hilarious!!!
 
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When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so that I could make love to her.

When I grew up, I realised that God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness.
 
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A Woman is like a pack of Cards...

You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.
 
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I bought a race horse and decided to call it "MY FACE".
Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting "COME ON MY FACE!!"
 
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Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist?

Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there.
 
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A half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of 2 pounds and we will send you the video it's fucking hilarious!!!
You are on a roll.
I laughed a lot hehehe