Tell your cheesiest joke/s

Jun 10, 2013
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A man was taking his date for a stroll through the woods. As nighttime came and the couple continued to wander deeper into the woods, the girl started getting nervous.

"Boy, it sure is dark and spooky out here," she said.

"How do you think I feel?!" the man replied, "I have to walk out of here by myself!"
 
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Jun 28, 2013
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The other day I saw my neighbour in the garden slumped over his lawn mower. His wife said he's okay, he's just been going through a rough patch.
 
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