My balls. They belong on an elephant.
Not gay? fucking homophobe!The 00woman? Is she taking over the role?
Isn’t having a black Bond enough? Must be black AND female? How about black, disabled, non-gender, with Tourette’s and gingivitis?
Branagh has already done murder on the orient express. I didn't really like it. Much prefer the Albert Finney movie from the 70's.Candyman is out later in the year, I'll check that out for old time's sake; same as the new Bill & Ted, which looks dogshit, but which I'll probably catch at the movies for ye olde times sake. No homo, but there's a new Hercule Poirot coming out soon and it's directed by Branagh; Poirot will never go away but this might be the first stab at doing him proper. I'll check it out. Overall though, no. There are not a great line of movies coming up, though everyone should prepare for the collective spunking over Dune, which will be shit. November or December I think.
Music, it's interesting, i have absolutely no clue now - I'm taken care of entirely by Spotify which loads up new releases for me on auto. I don't know anything is out until it is out.
I didn't like Branagh's version OR his portrayal of Poirot - he came off as just his Wallander character with a silly mustache.Branagh has already done murder on the orient express. I didn't really like it. Much prefer the Albert Finney movie from the 70's.
I love the Suchet Poirot's, well the longer more "modern" ones. I thought that his Orient Express was one of the weaker episodes, but it's much better than Branagh. You are right though, he is Poirot.I didn't like Branagh's version OR his portrayal of Poirot - he came off as just his Wallander character with a silly mustache.
I saw a British TV remake a few years back with David Suchet (who basically IS Poirot as far as I'm concerned) and I thought even that was better than Branagh's version.