The Brexit Negotiations

If we were to have a 2nd Referendum, how would you vote?

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May 24, 2013
Emain Macha
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel

We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel

There was an MP from South-East
Of Brexit, he was the high priest.
But alas for poor Nigel,
the "Leave" vote was fragile
And its spirit has almost deceased.

It was always a fool's errand slog
For Nigel, that scheming old dog!
He was far too coquettish
with his daft brexit fetish,
And the same goes for Jacob Rees-Mogg.

And Theresa just makes it all worse,
As she brow-beats and tries to coerce
her wee tory minions
to her daft opinions,
She'll go down, come what MAY, as a curse.

In that brig full of fools, there's a warder
whose job is to fend off disorder
He's our man on the case
John Bercow brings grace,
As he sternly intones "Order, Order !"
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Mar 6, 2014
Was there not a poll that had the lib Dems in the lead?
Yep, questionable methodology on that one though... TBP were included in "others" in the question prompts, apart from the main parties.

All noise really atm anyway... Although they look very likeky to pick up their first seat in the Peterborough by election next week.
Reactions: Clarence Worley
Jun 4, 2013

Labour and Bercow doing their best to sabotage matters
In my opinion they only failed because finally after the Euro MEP election our political overlords realised that we, the people, are not falling for the lies anymore and so they saw the writing on the wall and did the only thing they could: Enable No Deal so that Brussel's capitulates and gives the softest Brexit (for them) and a Brexit for the Brexiteers in the hope it will stop the masses ripping up the two party system.

Tory or Labour they both know their bollocks are in the lion's mouth right now so they're only doing what they need to in order to save their own slimey, scaley, two-faced, self serving backsides.

Guy Fawkes was 414 years too early.