So in reward for a gruelling domestic schedule that’s seen us fail to qualify for the CL, fail to qualify for the Europa League, get knocked out the league cup by Ross County, and open up a 22 point gap between ourselves and 1st place rangers in the biggest season in decades, Celtic decided to reward the players endeavours with a trip to Dubai for some hard graft (not beers by the pool!).
The trouble is - and entirety unknown to us I might add - there’s apparently some sort of pandemic fucking shit up everywhere. Now remember I mentioned that hard graft we would be doing in Dubai? Well, we decided to bring along our injured centre back along, despite him being in crutches and completely unable to train. He came along because, it really was just beers by the pool and some R&R for our little lads to enjoy.
The trouble is he’s now got Covid, and 13 of his teammates need to isolate. We’re playing Hibs tonight, likely to have to field a reserve team, good chance we’ll get beat to solidify that 22 point gap, and our manager is STILL seemingly untouchable.
To make it even worse, fans shelled out £600 this season for a shitey ‘virtual season pass’ and have been served up this shite.