The Haka is gayer than sodomy. Convince me otherwise.

Presuming Ed

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Looks fucking ridiculous. I can get it if it's Maoris doing it, in a traditional setting, apart from that, looks dumb as shit. Third gen Brits LARPing as polynesians, sticking their tongues out as if it looks scary. Fuck off with that nonsense.
 
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Deebo

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Show dem balls bro
Ain't nothing wrong with a bunch of scantly clad men sticking their tongues in each other's faces while chanting positive cheers.


 

DB Cooper

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Looks fucking ridiculous. I can get it if it's Maoris doing it, in a traditional setting, apart from that, looks dumb as shit. Third gen Brits LARPing as polynesians, sticking their tongues out as if it looks scary. Fuck off with that nonsense.
If you had seen it performed live and up close by The All Blacks or a group of fit, aggressive guys in NZ you would have a different opinion, and certainly one you would keep to yourself while watching it.
 
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Looks fucking ridiculous. I can get it if it's Maoris doing it, in a traditional setting, apart from that, looks dumb as shit. Third gen Brits LARPing as polynesians, sticking their tongues out as if it looks scary. Fuck off with that nonsense.
Thanks for sharing your personal experience on the matter.

On a scale of 1-10, how much gayer did doing the haka make you feel compared to getting sodomized?
 
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Presuming Ed

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Disrespectful as hell!
Fuck off with that shit. The Haka if it's not 'answered' is just a way that NZ get to have a marginal psychological advantage over their opponents. In my understanding it's throwing down the gauntlet to a foe, are they really such precious little sweethearts that feel 'disrespected' if the foe in question responds in kind?
 

Clarence Worley

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Fuck off with that shit. The Haka if it's not 'answered' is just a way that NZ get to have a marginal psychological advantage over their opponents. In my understanding it's throwing down the gauntlet to a foe, are they really such precious little sweethearts that feel 'disrespected' if the foe in question responds in kind?
who was that english lad who said fuck this and got in their faces over it? or did he just turn his back? It was a fair while ago now.
 
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I don’t know, but he probably wore a couple of size 15 Allblack boots up his pasty white jacksie, that’s what usually happens when you play them
Only time I’ve heard about a notable sports team turning away was when John Eagles captained the Wallabies and they turned away to continue warming up.

The kiwis responded by thumping Aus 43-6
 
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Haka is awesome. You sound jealous and butthurt... oh wait, you probably enjoy the last part right?