The most attractive English woman?

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Jun 5, 2013
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Kate Beckinsale is fit as fuck, and I’m not sure how much surgery she has had if any, maybe Botox, her face has the changed she just looks 20 years younger than what she is.
 

Tko6

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Bumped into Melinda Messenger at the cashpoint a few years ago, when she was doing panto at the theatre across the road, and she was in full panto fairy gear. Probably the only time in my life that my breath was taken away by a woman, and she's 20 years past her prime. We exchanged words and I had to pretend that I hadn't wildly fapped off to her in the 90's, it was an experience.

 

Tko6

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May 19, 2013
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Just found the original post I made here right after I met her:

'Just went to the cashpoint in my local co-op. I'm standing there fannying around figuring out how much cash I want and I notice someone unusual walk up behind me, over my left shoulder. I turned round, it's an extremely attractive woman in a theatrical platinum blonde wig. It takes a millisecond to register, but it's Melinda fucking Messenger! About a million things run through my head, obviously the first thing I should ask is if she wants a ride in my Lambo, followed by a trip to Paris on my private jet, but that can wait, so the conversation goes like this:

'Oh, hello'
'Hello'
'Aren't you in the panto over the road?'
'I aaaam, taking a quick break'
'I guess you do more than one a day, huh?'
'Yes, two a day, it's hard work'
'I bet the kids are happy though'
'Well I hope so'

At this point I realise she probably just wants to get her money and get the fuck out, and I'm determined not to go all gooey-eyed and absolutely not do that selfie shite, so I end with

'I'll let you get back to it, break a leg!'
'Thanks very much, enjoy your day'.

She's gorgeous up close. Every photo of her is air-brushed to fuck but she's still stunning. You can tell she's a got a nice personality as well. Fuck, I am all gooey-eyed.'



Seriously, she's fucking stunning in person, no photo does her justice. I'm way past the age that I get impressed by silly things like women, but if we're talking about attractive English women, Melinda is right up there.
 
May 16, 2013
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Bumped into Melinda Messenger at the cashpoint a few years ago, when she was doing panto at the theatre across the road, and she was in full panto fairy gear. Probably the only time in my life that my breath was taken away by a woman, and she's 20 years past her prime. We exchanged words and I had to pretend that I hadn't wildly fapped off to her in the 90's, it was an experience.

Saw her in her prime in the mid 90's. Very tiny but absolutely stunning.

She was like a young Bardot with Sam Fox's tits.
 
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Just found the original post I made here right after I met her:

'Just went to the cashpoint in my local co-op. I'm standing there fannying around figuring out how much cash I want and I notice someone unusual walk up behind me, over my left shoulder. I turned round, it's an extremely attractive woman in a theatrical platinum blonde wig. It takes a millisecond to register, but it's Melinda fucking Messenger! About a million things run through my head, obviously the first thing I should ask is if she wants a ride in my Lambo, followed by a trip to Paris on my private jet, but that can wait, so the conversation goes like this:

'Oh, hello'
'Hello'
'Aren't you in the panto over the road?'
'I aaaam, taking a quick break'
'I guess you do more than one a day, huh?'
'Yes, two a day, it's hard work'
'I bet the kids are happy though'
'Well I hope so'

At this point I realise she probably just wants to get her money and get the fuck out, and I'm determined not to go all gooey-eyed and absolutely not do that selfie shite, so I end with

'I'll let you get back to it, break a leg!'
'Thanks very much, enjoy your day'.

She's gorgeous up close. Every photo of her is air-brushed to fuck but she's still stunning. You can tell she's a got a nice personality as well. Fuck, I am all gooey-eyed.'



Seriously, she's fucking stunning in person, no photo does her justice. I'm way past the age that I get impressed by silly things like women, but if we're talking about attractive English women, Melinda is right up there.

Oh no she isn't.......
 
May 31, 2012
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Michelle Keegan was up there for me before she had her face filled with clay, the silly cunt. Also, that blonde surfer bird who was famous 2-3 years ago was fucking unreal, Lucy something.