The Official 'I have something to say but it doesn't warrant its own thread' Thread

Jun 17, 2012
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Anyway settling in pretty well here for the induction process. There was a big presentation from the CEO, thought I might spark up some small talk with a couple of guy's who joined in the lift.

Me: 'Heading to the CEO presentation?'

Awkward response: '...I'm delivering it.'
 
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mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
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Anyway settling in pretty well here for the induction process. There was a big presentation from the CEO, thought I might spark up some small talk with a couple of guy's who joined in the lift.

Me: 'Heading to the CEO presentation?'

Awkward response: '...I'm delivering it.'
That could've went so much worse, tbf.
 

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
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'Straya, cunt.
Taking my boy to Travis Pastrana’s Nitro Circus tomorrow, as part of his tenth birthday present, so looking forward to it, it’s going to be great, however, my boy has been throwing up all day and is currently at the doctors.
 

Clarence Worley

keepin it real
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Taking my boy to Travis Pastrana’s Nitro Circus tomorrow, as part of his tenth birthday present, so looking forward to it, it’s going to be great, however, my boy has been throwing up all day and is currently at the doctors.
Fuck it, leave him at home and take a different kid.
 
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Whoever is in charge of Paddy Power's marketing campaign has a great sense of humour. Just seen the ad for the new loyalty campaign and realised it was Rhodri Giggs doing it haha.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Has anyone ever come across a Chinese person who doesn't work in a take away or a restaurant? I'm just wondering because I've never seen a Chinese builder or bartender or milk man etc.

Obviously they'll have all that in China but I mean here you just don't see them doing those sort of jobs.:think1
 
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Jun 14, 2012
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Has anyone ever come across a Chinese person who doesn't work in a take away or a restaurant? I'm just wondering because I've never seen a Chinese builder or bartender or milk man etc.

Obviously they'll have all that in China but I mean here you just don't see them doing those sort of jobs.:think1
True that. You never see a Chinese funeral either despite there being absolutely shitloads of them living in every town or city. Actually just remembered that mate said a Chinese woman owns a massage parlour across from where he works.

I'm surprised none of them attempt to own their own bookies. The cunts practically live in them.
 

Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
Jun 5, 2013
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Show dem balls bro
Possibly. He is a man who has sold a business for over 1billion USD, though.
No matter how much money any man may earn, always remember he pulls his pants down, whips out his cock and balls and proceeds to squat around presumably taking a shit on the sidewalk just like the rest of us.
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Has anyone ever come across a Chinese person who doesn't work in a take away or a restaurant? I'm just wondering because I've never seen a Chinese builder or bartender or milk man etc.

Obviously they'll have all that in China but I mean here you just don't see them doing those sort of jobs.:think1
Zou Shiming
 
May 19, 2013
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Has anyone ever come across a Chinese person who doesn't work in a take away or a restaurant? I'm just wondering because I've never seen a Chinese builder or bartender or milk man etc.

Obviously they'll have all that in China but I mean here you just don't see them doing those sort of jobs.:think1
Work in takeaways and socialise in bookies it seems.
 
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Has anyone ever come across a Chinese person who doesn't work in a take away or a restaurant? I'm just wondering because I've never seen a Chinese builder or bartender or milk man etc.

Obviously they'll have all that in China but I mean here you just don't see them doing those sort of jobs.:think1

True enough. Although in fairness, the only blacks i ever see working over here are taxi drivers and the odd checkout girl.