The Official 'I have something to say but it doesn't warrant its own thread' Thread

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Just back from the races, didn’t win a single bet and I’m only just realising how uncomfortable suits are man, £400 quid to feel like I’m being slowly constricted

It’s not off the rail neither, apparently tailored for me which must be bullshit
 
May 16, 2013
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Got pissed on plum wine last night and got up 4:30 am to go take photos at Fushimi Inari in Kyoto( place with hundreds of red gates) was worth it hardly any cunts.
Met a friendly japanese bloke, possibly Mr Miyagi, the old boy was hiking up the mountain.
I will make a picture thread when i have some time in the near future
 

Trail

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Got pissed on plum wine last night and got up 4:30 am to go take photos at Fushimi Inari in Kyoto( place with hundreds of red gates) was worth it hardly any cunts.
Met a friendly japanese bloke, possibly Mr Miyagi, the old boy was hiking up the mountain.
I will make a picture thread when i have some time in the near future
:lol:

ATG post.
 
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Castle Duckula.

I know, they do a strawberry one too which I've only had a small sip of and was not over keen. The peach version is OK and the mango Pepsi is alright though still a big step down from the now classic cherry coke flavour. I do prefer Pepsi over Coca Cola, but like Cherry Cola more than the Pepsi version. To be honest I'm not a fan of raspberry at all, especially in drink form. This Pepsi Raspberry has really on me over though, sutnning flavour, not sure why I like it but I do. The Pepsi ginger flavour coke is a winner too. Got a 2ltr bottle of that in the fridge too.
 

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Castle Duckula.
Invited to a party tonight.

Just been asked in the group text if people can bring board games.









:shifty

Some games are fun. The only problem is some people are not. I like playing board games, the modern type with the wife and teen sons. Zombies, Bucket of Doom, Cards Against Humanity and that sort of stuff. It works because we rip the piss out of each other and either gang up on each other or blame the fuck out of each other if we are meant to be onthe same side, no lines or boundaries to cross. Party games with strangers sounds awful.

I used to know some lads who were in to table top war gaming, deep into it. I'd go over on a afternoon, they'd cook a quality meal and pass out loads of booze so it was a good catch up. I'd play to enjoy it, even though a lt of the time it was boring as fuck, some folk played like it was the world cup final and they had to win, even cheating. These cunts were in their 20s and 30s and cheating at games, we would be on the same side and I'd do my best to rumble their shit.

You've got to let us know how this goes. Hope to god you get some cunts who think they are hilarious playing or zanny.
 

mandela

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Some games are fun. The only problem is some people are not. I like playing board games, the modern type with the wife and teen sons. Zombies, Bucket of Doom, Cards Against Humanity and that sort of stuff. It works because we rip the piss out of each other and either gang up on each other or blame the fuck out of each other if we are meant to be onthe same side, no lines or boundaries to cross. Party games with strangers sounds awful.

I used to know some lads who were in to table top war gaming, deep into it. I'd go over on a afternoon, they'd cook a quality meal and pass out loads of booze so it was a good catch up. I'd play to enjoy it, even though a lt of the time it was boring as fuck, some folk played like it was the world cup final and they had to win, even cheating. These cunts were in their 20s and 30s and cheating at games, we would be on the same side and I'd do my best to rumble their shit.

You've got to let us know how this goes. Hope to god you get some cunts who think they are hilarious playing or zanny.
I don't mind games if that's the purpose but that Aint a party, ffs.

Still...better than the time I was invited for a few beers then asked if I had my own Bible or should someone bring me one, I guess.
 
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Castle Duckula.
I don't mind games if that's the purpose but that Aint a party, ffs.

Still...better than the time I was invited for a few beers then asked if I had my own Bible or should someone bring me one, I guess.

Take a 6 round revolver and a single bullet. That should sort out how up for games they are.
 
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mandela

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Actually fuck all worse than having like 6 beers then stopping for 3 hours and having to start again.

It's beyond the point where you're sober enough to carry on with your day but you ain't drunk enough to relax and chill.

My options at this point seem to be fall asleep or kick fuck oot my daughter.

Drink is an all or nothing thing for me, man. That's the worst thing about living here. Cunts turn up to a party with 4 beers, ffs. Imagine walking into yer pals party with 4 beers. They'd legit punch yer cunt in. Drink needs to be consumed in multiples of 12 imo