The Official 'I have something to say but it doesn't warrant its own thread' Thread

mandela

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Actually fuck all worse than having like 6 beers then stopping for 3 hours and having to start again.

It's beyond the point where you're sober enough to carry on with your day but you ain't drunk enough to relax and chill.

My options at this point seem to be fall asleep or kick fuck oot my daughter.

Drink is an all or nothing thing for me, man. That's the worst thing about living here. Cunts turn up to a party with 4 beers, ffs. Imagine walking into yer pals party with 4 beers. They'd legit punch yer cunt in. Drink needs to be consumed in multiples of 12 imo
 
May 19, 2013
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Actually fuck all worse than having like 6 beers then stopping for 3 hours and having to start again.

It's beyond the point where you're sober enough to carry on with your day but you ain't drunk enough to relax and chill.

My options at this point seem to be fall asleep or kick fuck oot my daughter.

Drink is an all or nothing thing for me, man. That's the worst thing about living here. Cunts turn up to a party with 4 beers, ffs. Imagine walking into yer pals party with 4 beers. They'd legit punch yer cunt in. Drink needs to be consumed in multiples of 12 imo
:rofl :rofl

I can seriously relate.
. Before I moved abroad I didn't know people didn't purchase beers(tallboys to you yank cunts) by the crate. The thought never even entered my mind.
 
Jun 14, 2012
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Actually fuck all worse than having like 6 beers then stopping for 3 hours and having to start again.

It's beyond the point where you're sober enough to carry on with your day but you ain't drunk enough to relax and chill.

My options at this point seem to be fall asleep or kick fuck oot my daughter.

Drink is an all or nothing thing for me, man. That's the worst thing about living here. Cunts turn up to a party with 4 beers, ffs. Imagine walking into yer pals party with 4 beers. They'd legit punch yer cunt in. Drink needs to be consumed in multiples of 12 imo
I'm the same. Stopping fucks me up. There's a bloke that drinks in my local and I swear he got drunk three times a day. He'd go out at opening time have a few and head home for grub, he'd then go out again have a few more and and go home for a sleep. Fuck that man. If I had three or four pints and just stopped I'd feel groggy and shit.
 
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mandela

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Round the back there where I have a wee bit fenced off for the pool pump and mechanics as I had to change the settings and there was a big fuckin snake there :(

It bolted, obvs sensing my much larger python approaching, but fuck knows where it went.

I bolted tae, tbf.

Naw telling the missus and I'll ask her to go change the settings when she gets in.

Haven't really seen much in the way of wildlife, really. Seen one gator, that's the 2nd snake (no homo) and one armadillo...that's it for out of the ordinary things.
 
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Round the back there where I have a wee bit fenced off for the pool pump and mechanics as I had to change the settings and there was a big fuckin snake there :(

It bolted, obvs sensing my much larger python approaching, but fuck knows where it went.

I bolted tae, tbf.

telling the missus and I'll ask her to go change the settings when she gets in.

Haven't really seen much in the way of wildlife, really. Seen one gator, that's the 2nd snake (no homo) and one armadillo...that's it for out of the ordinary things.

Just couldn't be dealing with snakes. Horrible bastards.
 
May 31, 2012
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Round the back there where I have a wee bit fenced off for the pool pump and mechanics as I had to change the settings and there was a big fuckin snake there :(

It bolted, obvs sensing my much larger python approaching, but fuck knows where it went.

I bolted tae, tbf.

Naw telling the missus and I'll ask her to go change the settings when she gets in.

Haven't really seen much in the way of wildlife, really. Seen one gator, that's the 2nd snake (no homo) and one armadillo...that's it for out of the ordinary things.

Pythons won’t hurt you, you big fruit.
 

DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
Stingray and dolphins tae, actually.
Excepting the armadillo everything you’ve mentioned is a standard day in any suburb in coastal Australia, really. A touch of Australiana is just up the road from you now...

 

mandela

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May 16, 2013
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Jumping off shit just ain't t as easy as it used to be, man.

I remember being a wee guy and jumping off fuckin everything. Garage roofs, any scaffolding, trees, oot windows...anything high up I'd jump it with all my mates. Easy.

Just climbed the tree out the back to see if I still had it. Firstly, being 8 feet off the ground seems much fuckin higher now. Secondly, despite perfect knee absorption, every bone in my body rattled like utter fuck :(
 
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Dale is the Willie Pep of CHB.


In son far as he won the "parking lot" "fight" against Anglo-Saxon without landing a single punch or kick.
 
Jun 4, 2013
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Dale is the Willie Pep of CHB.


In son far as he won the "parking lot" "fight" against Anglo-Saxon without landing a single punch or kick.
 
May 16, 2013
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Actually feel a bit like the batman right now

View from my room on Yokohama
Already exposed myself for the peasant i am, stood at the check in desk holding the instant ramen i got for breakfast instead of paying for breakfast while the misses finds her passport in the bag
 
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