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Trail

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When your missus makes fucking queue friends do you just play on your phone like this or do you force a conversation with your missus’ new queue friend’s dickhead husband? Fuck this bloke, he’s got the look of a man who dances really fast to slow music. She does this on holiday a lot.

I can’t work out if every bloke is happy to let the women talk bollocks while they ignore each other, or if that’s just how it always pans out with me because I’m purposely ignorant and unsociable.
 
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Yolo Swaggins

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@Rakim i think a “sup” nod is probably the best option, you can acknowledge him them ignore him, unless you can see he is purposely looking to make eye contact and engage, then your fucked and now meed to discuss the weather and all that bollocks
 

Haggis

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No i guess not but the wife will think you’re a bit of a cunt and you will have to put up with her shit later potentially
On our first date, I looked my girlfriend right in the eyes and told her "I am an asshole." She laughed and told me "we'll see", and I replied something along the lines of "I'm telling you right now so that you know" and she said "okay, well now I know, thanks for the warning."

Now whenever she gets the hump with me over something like cold-shouldering her friend's idiot partners, I tell her "hey, I told you that I am an asshole" and she has to concede that yes, I did. :lol:

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On our first date, I looked my girlfriend right in the eyes and told her "I am an asshole." She laughed and told me "we'll see", and I replied something along the lines of "I'm telling you right now so that you know" and she said "okay, well now I know, thanks for the warning."

Now whenever she gets the hump with me over something like cold-shouldering her friend's idiot partners, I tell her "hey, I told you that I am an asshole" and she has to concede that yes, I did. :lol:

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I bet a little bit of her dies every time you say that
 

Haggis

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I bet a little bit of her dies every time you say that
Maybe! But, it is what it is. I have no patience for pretending like I care about making a good impression on my girlfriend's friends' partners. I don't expect her to care about or spend time on a bunch of stuff that I do or like, either.

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Maybe! But, it is what it is. I have no patience for pretending like I care about making a good impression on my girlfriend's friends' partners. I don't expect her to care about or spend time on a bunch of stuff that I do or like, either.

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I’m exactly the same. Maybe I’m an autistic spacker like you, mate.

Every year at her work’s Christmas Do, my missus is the only one sat on her own because I don’t want to go and have a night out with loads of people I don’t want to know.
 

Haggis

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I’m exactly the same. Maybe I’m an autistic spacker like you, mate.
Could be.....

Every year at her work’s Christmas Do, my missus is the only one sat on her own because I don’t want to go and have a night out with loads of people I don’t want to know.
Working nights is good for that. :yep

My missus has already excused me from her Christmas do. Their tables are booked for 7pm and my alarm goes off to wake me up at 9:30pm, so I have no interest in paying $50 for the opportunity to drag myself out of bed 3 hours early and pick at a meal that I don't want to eat because I never eat anything until about midnight. To her credit, the missus is 100% fine with that so long as I pick her up later on and stay for half an hour to say hello.

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When your missus makes fucking queue friends do you just play on your phone like this or do you force a conversation with your missus’ new queue friend’s dickhead husband? Fuck this bloke, he’s got the look of a man who dances really fast to slow music. She does this on holiday a lot.

I can’t work out if every bloke is happy to let the women talk bollocks while they ignore each other, or if that’s just how it always pans out with me because I’m purposely ignorant and unsociable.
I usually slowly walk away to the mens dept of the shop to pretend to look at clothes.
 

Trail

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Wife doesn't even invite me to these events at all.
Best way NSFW. When I was with Mrs Trail I was never that bothered for her school events (though I did have friends there because I used to teach there) I just used to treat it as an excuse to get fuckfaced, and family events were awful.

I don't like eating out. I'd rather have a tuna sarnie and a few cans in the comfort of my flat.
 
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Best way NSFW. When I was with Mrs Trail I was never that bothered for her school events (though I did have friends there because I used to teach there) I just used to treat it as an excuse to get fuckfaced, and family events were awful.

I don't like eating out. I'd rather have a tuna sarnie and a few cans in the comfort of my flat.

I think she tells them she's a single mother or I died.
 
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