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Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Have you heard the term 'man-splaining'?

You have your own ESB version of this. Hag-splaining.
I don't assume that most European or American posters would have any firm idea about the distance from Sydney to the South Island of New Zealand.

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Just checked the millionaire raffle lotto ticket i got a little while ago. I had 5 out 6 numbers which gets me precisely fuck all. FML.

I'd love to be a millionaire......
 
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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Just checked the millionaire raffle lotto ticket i got a little while ago. I had 5 out 6 numbers which gets me precisely fuck all. FML.

I'd love to be a millionaire......

Being a millionaire would be great. Only once in a blue moon I play the lottery so it ain't going to happen.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Have you seen your father in law since you moved out into your own place?

Nope, not at all. Managed to avoid seeing him all Christmas too which to me is what the holiday is all about.

He's had a few break ins at his house since we left. He isn't there that often, probably less than he was when we were living there. He is a user which was why he'd drop in. The house has a long garden out back and to me is a prime target for burgles or chance criminals just because of the logistics of the place. He had a few break ins before we moved in too.
 

Yolo Swaggins

I wear your Grandads clothes
May 16, 2013
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Nope, not at all. Managed to avoid seeing him all Christmas too which to me is what the holiday is all about.

He's had a few break ins at his house since we left. He isn't there that often, probably less than he was when we were living there. He is a user which was why he'd drop in. The house has a long garden out back and to me is a prime target for burgles or chance criminals just because of the logistics of the place. He had a few break ins before we moved in too.
Aye, Burglars love a good game of pitch n putt
 

Deckard

Stay UNITED 2014
Jul 26, 2012
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#MAGA
Been spending the last couple of days dribbling like a complete imbecile infront of my computer trying to figure out how to buy drugs on the dark net. As someone who is borderline tech-illterate - and an all round moron in general - I've figured how to get a VPN, use tor browser and use pgp encryption, it's just the bitcoin and monero (a preferred cryptocurrency for the drug trade due to its untraceability), that's an an absolute bollocks to learn how to do, I thought i'd be able to just put my credit card info in and purchase a whole bunch of of bitcons/moneros but its hard af, and it's frying my little peabrain.

Take me back to my mephedrone days when I just ordered via my credit card and used no anonymity at all.

Anyone use crypto at all and give me some help? help a degenerate out!
 

Yolo Swaggins

I wear your Grandads clothes
May 16, 2013
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Been spending the last couple of days dribbling like a complete imbecile infront of my computer trying to figure out how to buy drugs on the dark net. As someone who is borderline tech-illterate - and an all round moron in general - I've figured how to get a VPN, use tor browser and use pgp encryption, it's just the bitcoin and monero (a preferred cryptocurrency for the drug trade due to its untraceability), that's an an absolute bollocks to learn how to do, I thought i'd be able to just put my credit card info in and purchase a whole bunch of of bitcons/moneros but its hard af, and it's frying my little peabrain.

Take me back to my mephedrone days when I just ordered via my credit card and used no anonymity at all.

Anyone use crypto at all and give me some help? help a degenerate out!
Talktofrank.com
Get a grip man!
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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I've been full of cold the last couple of days, coughing and sneezing, well half an hour ago I sneezed and shat myself so had to have a shower, I've decided I'm not going back to work tomorrow.
 
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May 21, 2013
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When the fuck did the service industry introduce the phrase "can I just get you to...?" and why is it considered acceptable?

Fucks sakes. What happened to "please park in the waiting bay and we'll bring the meal to you, thank you".

Instead it's "can I just get you to...."

How about, can I just get you to learn some fucking manners, bitch.
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Prince Harold Lederman and his wife Meghan have decided to step back from Royal Family duties.

Thank fuck for that.
 
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Not long out of a full reconstruction of my Achilles’ tendon.

Painful as fuck. Double dose of morphine didn’t even take the edge of the post-op pain. Have 6 weeks in a massive boot to look forward to then 4-6 months of rehab.
Not a great start to the year. Feels good to be on the road to recovery though, rather than just hanging around waiting for surgery.
 
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May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Not long out of a full reconstruction of my Achilles’ tendon.

Painful as fuck. Double dose of morphine didn’t even take the edge of the post-op pain. Have 6 weeks in a massive boot to look forward to then 4-6 months of rehab.
Not a great start to the year. Feels good to be on the road to recovery though, rather than just hanging around waiting for surgery.

How and when did you do this if you don't mind me asking?
 
Jun 23, 2017
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How and when did you do this if you don't mind me asking?
Play an annual game of football with my mates during the festive period when we’re all back home. Been doing so for about 10 years now. Picked up the ball in midfield after about 70/75 minutes of play, turned and went to sprint for it and instantly heard a loud popping sound and felt as though someone had gone through the back of my ankle. Looked round to take note of who to dive in two footed on later and nobody was there :lol:

It’s pretty much the worst sport for this type of injury and playing once a year doesn’t do me any favour either. Looking forward to about 6 months out now.

We also lost about about 7/8-1. I’ll just join for the post match piss-up next time :lol:
 
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Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
Jun 5, 2013
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Show dem balls bro


Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports

A Massachusetts woman accused of defecating in the parking lot of a local Natick store for months was arrested Wednesday after she was caught in the act, reports say.

Andrea Grocer, 51, was charged with eight counts of wanton destruction property after a Natick police officer said he saw her defecating outside the Natick Outdoor Store around 7 a.m., WYCN reported.

Police were first alerted to the serial pooper in December when Henry Kanner, the store’s owner, reported human feces there on eight separate occasions since October.

 
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