There's a naked dude masturbating in the laundryroom... Updated with meatball fights and other insanity!

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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I went down to the basement to check if I could sneak in a laundry late in the evening, I thought I heard some noise from the room but ignored it cause it's usually just from one of the garages that are next, door is locked so I open it and step into the dark but quickly realize I'm not alone in front of me I think is one of the newer neighbours this guy I refer to as "the crack addict" although I've only met him a handful of times he's never seemed all there anyways I apologise for intruding and close the door, that's when it Dawned on me he was giggling to himself and it was dark he hadn't turned the lights on and wait WTF!!!! THE MAN IS FUCKING NAKED IN THE LAUNDRYROOM GIGGLING IN THE DARK!!!! And he was either washing his dick in the zinknor masturbating... :travolta

Wtf do I do?

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I went down to the basement to check if I could sneak in a laundry late in the evening, I thought I heard some noise from the room but ignored it cause it's usually just from one of the garages that are next, door is locked so I open it and step into the dark but quickly realize I'm not alone in front of me I think is one of the newer neighbours this guy I refer to as "the crack addict" although I've only met him a handful of times he's never seemed all there anyways I apologise for intruding and close the door, that's when it Dawned on me he was giggling to himself and it was dark he hadn't turned the lights on and wait WTF!!!! THE MAN IS FUCKING NAKED IN THE LAUNDRYROOM GIGGLING IN THE DARK!!!! And he was either washing his dick in the zinknor masturbating... :travolta

Wtf do I do?
@SwollenGoat Please explain yourself
 
May 17, 2013
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At the very least I'd let the apartment manager/leasing agent know what kind of creep that guy is and let them decide how to handle it. But if the fucker approached me naked with his dick in his hand, he'd be jerking off in a fucking coma.