Things you've just bought

May 16, 2013
I want this mower so fuckin bad, man. It hurts my heart a bit, I want it so much.

I got $2k to buy one as a gift so I'd need to put another $1k to it, with taxes, and i aint sure I can justify that when there are African children out there with no grass to even cut.|G|Base|All-Products|All|All|PLA|71700000014585962|58700001236285396|92700010802552439&gclid=Cj0KCQiA1NbhBRCBARIsAKOTmUtUa-erhdWztSXfAFnAo0lxcGyPyehzNA67flo77Ur9TAuw1Qu5V2oaAuKMEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

When it came to sending this back I couldn't do it so I just kept it and fuckin love it, man. Cuts beautifully, rides smooth and looks cool as fuck. Can do the back and front in about 30 mins, I reckon. I've only used it once and was kinda fuckin about on it so not sure how long it would really take. You can just disengage the mower and drive it about like a wee quad. Sometimes I sneak into the garage and just wank on it.

Might take it a wee jaunt down to the neighborhood tennis court to pick up some super models.


Valid like salad
Oct 27, 2013
Epiphone Les Paul Special? I have the exact some one if so, just in the cherry bust finish. It benefits tremendously switching out the tuners and adding different one's if you can. The stock one's aren't really great for staying in tune for long.

I bought a Schott Biker jacket. Surprisingly never owned a biker jacket until now, it's really cool.

Yolo Swaggins

Professional Taylor
May 16, 2013
If wherever you're going needs a jacket like that it sounds like a heavy shite holiday, man.
I like to be prepared.. doing 3 weeks in japan with a few hikes travelling around the country. Planning on taking 7 days worth of clothes, the trains can be like something out of World war Z so aiming to travel light as possible.
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May 16, 2013
Bought my first road bike this week. Got the bug straight away

This almost feels like a confessional as I hate those faggy, non rego paying, latex wearing cunts!
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