Today I learned....

AnthonyWilliams

My time to get an avatar is running out
May 9, 2013
1,230
543
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how this works.

If I say "Clarence is a pedophile", it is on me to provide evidence of that. You seem to think that me saying that makes it true, and now YOU have to go and search for evidence to show that you are not a pedophile. That's actually the exact opposite of how it works. :thumbsup

:hat
You really are a fucking bellend
 
May 19, 2013
17,668
7,153
Today I learned...

Well, today I learned that vinyl is the best medium for playing music.

Somehow I have gone 33 years without ever really listening to a vinyl record. Well, now a mate of mine is moving house and he asked me to store some of his stuff including his record player and records. He said I was free to fuck around with the player, and now I'm here listening to the album Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen on Vinyl for the first time, and, well, fuck me....

I'm gonna have to buy one now.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
40,310
17,129
3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is frozen penguin urine. Penguins piss on the ice, and it's too cold for the urine to evaporate.

:hat
 
Jul 6, 2019
5,571
5,823
The fingerprints of a koala are so close to human fingerprints that they have on occasion been mistaken for human at a crime scene.



:hat
What crime scenes have these Koalas been at? They hanging about in bank vaults and drug dens?

I know a high percentage have syphilis. Maybe their fingerprints are all over the Aussie brothels?



For another fact, koalas are one of the few animals that are allowed to fly in the cabin on planes.


 
Reactions: Johnstown

NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
23,620
12,330
Castle Duckula.
What crime scenes have these Koalas been at? They hanging about in bank vaults and drug dens?

I know a high percentage have syphilis. Maybe their fingerprints are all over the Aussie brothels?



For another fact, koalas are one of the few animals that are allowed to fly in the cabin on planes.



Zodiac murders/.
 
Reactions: Johnstown
Jul 6, 2019
5,571
5,823
There's no such thing as penguin urine.
Yeah, they just do that joint waste thing out their anus that all birds do.

I supose that could freeze before it degrades, not sure how you would come up with a 3% figure. Would like to review the calculations.

Prob just a myth.
 

kf3

Jul 17, 2012
6,248
3,426
South London
in penguin documentaries the ground is coloured by the poop. but i don't know what would spread it throughout glaciers. prob myth.

also - sextoy guns
 
Apr 7, 2014
5,304
2,072
Yeah, they just do that joint waste thing out their anus that all birds do.

I supose that could freeze before it degrades, not sure how you would come up with a 3% figure. Would like to review the calculations.

Prob just a myth.
Uric acid is like paste, so of course it doesn’t evaporate the same. The water is stripped out before it’s excreted. 3% is way too high. I don’t believe that for a second.
 
Reactions: Bob Weaver