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Haggis

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The mod team has let it go on for far too long. Like years too long. The hands off approach works for the most part and I'm sure many of the members here appreciate it, but this insidious bickering bullshit has escalated far beyond what should have been allowed. Put them all on forced ignore, and if that's not an option of if any of them circumvents it, issue a temp ban. A week or two. If they continue or start making alts then IP ban them and be fucking done with it. I know management might not want to lose such valuable contributors, but I can just about guarantee you've already lost members due to this continued farce.
Look at Tuff Gong's post history. He posts about nothing except me. Now look at my post history. I post about every fucking topic under the sun.

I'm not going to be making alts or starting twitter accounts or any stupid shit like that either, ffs.

And yeah, we have lost posters. Leftsmash and Goat for two. Both longstanding posters who had a lot of original thoughts and takes on a wide range of thread subjects. Both quit the place and explicitly stated that it was because of the constant avalanche of belligerent stupid from the same half dozen cunts that suffocated thread after thread after thread.

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I fucking am not "as much to blame."

If those three or four cunts all die tomorrow, I'll go right on making random threads, linking to content and participating in discussions.

If I die tomorrow, these cunts will switch to nonstop babbling shit at Johnstown or some other prickly, confrontational poster that they haven't driven off the boards yet.

That's the fucking difference. This infantile bullshit is infuriating to me. For them, it's what they're here for and they think it's hilarious. It's not the fucking same. :bart

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Then put them on ignore and shut the fuck up.

I can easily go back and find plenty of posts where you've just wandered into a thread and started talking shit about them or mentioning them just to stir shit up and tell us about how much you contribute while they just follow around spouting the same shit. It's basically your mantra when you're bored. "Hey guys, who is enjoying this thread I made without @whoever the fuck stinking up the place by following me around with infantile insults"

Obviously those you tag will respond, then we get "oh, great, @whoever the fuck is back following me around, don't you guys contribute anything other than throwing random insults at me, look how many threads I've made"

Repeat ad infinitum.

At this point, the fact that all of you are grown men but not one of you has stepped away and actually ignored any of the rest is just bizarre.
 
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Look at Tuff Gong's post history. He posts about nothing except me. Now look at my post history. I post about every fucking topic under the sun.

And yeah, we have lost posters. Leftsmash and Goat for two. Both longstanding posters who had a lot of original thoughts and takes on a wide range of thread subjects. Both quit the place and explicitly stated that it was because of the constant avalanche of belligerent stupid from the same half dozen cunts that suffocated thread after thread after thread.

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Before you go to his post history, on his main profile page, there's a little button that says ignore. It looks like this:

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Click the fucking thing and shut the fuck up.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Then put them on ignore and shut the fuck up.

I can easily go back and find plenty of posts where you've just wandered into a thread and started talking shit about them or mentioning them just to stir shit up and tell us about how much you contribute while they just follow around spouting the same shit. It's basically your mantra when you're bored. "Hey guys, who is enjoying this thread I made without @whoever the fuck stinking up the place by following me around with infantile insults"

Obviously those you tag will respond, then we get "oh, great, @whoever the fuck is back following me around, don't you guys contribute anything other than throwing random insults at me, look how many threads I've made"

Repeat ad infinitum.

At this point, the fact that all of you are grown men but not one of you has stepped away and actually ignored any of the rest is just bizarre.
Yeah I'll bite, and that's on me.

But I'm not here just for this shit. Again, just take a look at Tuff Gong's post history. It's literally - literally - more than 50% "waaaah, Haggis." Hundreds of posts over a span of years. That's what he brings to this place. How the fuck am I the same as that?

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Yeah I'll bite, and that's on me.

But I'm not here just for this shit. Again, just take a look at Tuff Gong's post history. It's literally - literally - more than 50% "waaaah, Haggis." Hundreds of posts over a span of years. That's what he brings to this place. How the fuck am I the same as that?

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Click the fucking thing and shut the fuck up.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
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Before you go to his post history, on his main profile page, there's a little button that says ignore. It looks like this:

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Click the fucking thing and shut the fuck up.
I've done that mate. Many times.

Then a month later I start a thread, and I check it after an hour and there's six responses and four of them are "Show Ignored Content". No matter what the topic. Just because I started a thread and these stupid cunts saw it, so now they're gonna try to ruin it before it starts. Because that's what they are here to do. I am not like that. Clearly, I would rather start a good thread than ruin one that already exists. None of you can seriously dispute that. These idiot cunts? You can't say the same for them. That's the fucking difference. :bart

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Ronsonfly

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May 8, 2013
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Then put them on ignore and shut the fuck up.

I can easily go back and find plenty of posts where you've just wandered into a thread and started talking shit about them or mentioning them just to stir shit up and tell us about how much you contribute while they just follow around spouting the same shit. It's basically your mantra when you're bored. "Hey guys, who is enjoying this thread I made without @whoever the fuck stinking up the place by following me around with infantile insults"

Obviously those you tag will respond, then we get "oh, great, @whoever the fuck is back following me around, don't you guys contribute anything other than throwing random insults at me, look how many threads I've made"

Repeat ad infinitum.

At this point, the fact that all of you are grown men but not one of you has stepped away and actually ignored any of the rest is just bizarre.
It's been pointed out by different people a number of times that he's culpable of perpetuating it all. Invariably, he gets snarky with anyone who points that out.

His habit of gratuitously insulting fellow posters means they regularly respond by coating him off at any given opportunity.

And right on cue:

Of course you don't, because he's just babbling meaningless gibberish. Like he does all the fucking time. :rolleyes

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Use the fucking ignore button, I do. There's only three active posters on it but they are cunts who are unpleasant and seriously fucking boring with their fucking shit and I'm not interested in their views on anything.

And failing that, sticky a "Haggis is a cunt" thread and rigorously enforce posting venom directed at him only in there. I've no personal axe to grind. I'm not bothered by him and don't really care about the bickering but for those who do it's not difficult to resolve if they have the will.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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It's been pointed out by different people a number of times that he's culpable of perpetuating it all. Invariably, he get's snarky with anyone who points that out.

His habit of gratuitously insulting fellow posters means they regularly respond by coating him off at any given opportunity.

And right on cue:



Use the fucking ignore button, I do. There's only three active posters on it but they are cunts who are unpleasant and seriously fucking boring with their fucking shit and I'm not interested in their views on anything.

And failing that, sticky a "Haggis is a cunt" thread and rigorously enforce posting venom directed at him only in there. I've no personal axe to grind. I'm not bothered by him and don't really care about the bickering but for those who do it's not difficult to resolve if they have the will.
Give me mod status to just threadban the same four cunts from every thread I start, as soon as I start it. That's 80% of it gone right there. And let's be serious - it's not like the rest of you will ever miss out on any interesting on-topic contributions from Vino and co in any of my threads.

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Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
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In a deplorable basket
Give me mid status to just threadban the same four cunts from every thread I start. That's 80% of it gone right there. And let's be serious - it's not like the rest of you will ever miss out on any interesting on-topic contributions from Vino and co in any of my threads.

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You already have that status. Primate has given you two screenshots showing you how they will never appear in any thread you start.

If you have the discipline to not click "Show ignored content". You fucking know what it's likely to be and who is likely to have posted it so leave it cloaked.

Which is what I do because I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED IN WHAT THE CUNTS ON MY IGNORE LIST HAVE TO SAY. You, on the other hand, seem to find it irresistible.

If the people are as childish as you claim, they will get bored if ignored. Any primary school teacher will impart that truth nugget to a kid being wound up. Anyway, I've said all I'm saying on this. I'm not invested, just making a couple of observations you'll probably call bollocks and offering some advice you'll doubtless ignore.
 
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DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
Look at Tuff Gong's post history. He posts about nothing except me. Now look at my post history. I post about every fucking topic under the sun.

I'm not going to be making alts or starting twitter accounts or any stupid shit like that either, ffs.

And yeah, we have lost posters. Leftsmash and Goat for two. Both longstanding posters who had a lot of original thoughts and takes on a wide range of thread subjects. Both quit the place and explicitly stated that it was because of the constant avalanche of belligerent stupid from the same half dozen cunts that suffocated thread after thread after thread.

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Er, Leftsmash, who I actually know personally, has been in touch with me on the other forum, he hasn’t left because of any bickering that you started, he has had some serious shit going on in his life, your arrogance and self importance knows no bounds.
 
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Tuff Gong

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I've done that mate. Many times.

Then a month later I start a thread, and I check it after an hour and there's six responses and four of them are "Show Ignored Content". No matter what the topic. Just because I started a thread and these stupid cunts saw it, so now they're gonna try to ruin it before it starts. Because that's what they are here to do. I am not like that. Clearly, I would rather start a good thread than ruin one that already exists. None of you can seriously dispute that. These idiot cunts? You can't say the same for them. That's the fucking difference. :bart

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Read what you've posted here & understand the problem is with you.

If you weren't so fixated on receiving immediate validation through people replying positively (a.k.a. in a manner you want them to) you wouldn't have such an urge to click 'show ignored content'.

Maybe you need to find some other means of positive affirmation instead of relying on thread-making frenzies & sitting at your keyboard, frothing at the mouth waiting for someone to post the equivalent of "there's a good boy, roll over & I'll scratch your tummy".

I come to the Lounge for a laugh - always have & always will - not to be berated by a self-important cunt who has tried over a period of years to take over this forum by starting dozens of threads seeking validation because, despite constantly claiming it's not personal, that we're all anonymous, he doesnt take it seriously & he'll have a beer with anybody, it's obvious you take this all VERY seriously - just read your last few posts in this thread.

You have no right to insist I participate in your threats in a manner you deem acceptable.

You have no right to dictate what I post, where or when.

Stop trying to impose your will on me & just get on with your life.

Stop whinging as if you're an innocent victim.

Stop arguing with people advising you to let it go.

Stop insisting on getting the last word in.

Just stop being a fucking muppet & chill out.
 
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