What's the best prank you've pulled, or been a victim of?

Jay

May 31, 2012
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I've been struggling to decide what was the best one done on me, but the best one I ever did was when I convinced a girl at work I'd won the lottery.

First off, I was given a lottery ticket for my birthday...

I didn't win..

So I decided to see if I could convince someone I had using the magic of Chrome Inspect Element..

4062


4060

Then with the ticket numbers online..

4061

4063


4064


This went on for a while... Turns out she told pretty much everyone she knew.. Her mum said are you sure you've checked the numbers and he's not having you on, but she just took my word for it :lol:


Did plenty of 'car shopping' then house shopping....

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I think I was off that Monday, so I should've said nothing and let her tell everyone at work before walking in on Tuesday...

I've done a fair bit of other stuff, especially computer related pranks.. But it's hard to beat actually, legitimately convincing someone you've won the lottery :lol:

Anyone else got any good tales?
 

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
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:clap:rofl And that, gentle reader, is why if you ever win the lottery and don't want every cunt knowing about it you don't tell any cunt at all unless you have to or trust them 100% to maintain the silence you want to maintain yourself. :nono
 
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Squire

Let's Go Champ
May 17, 2013
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I lack the effort for proper pranks, but at school I'd put stones/rocks in mates' bags and zip them up again. See how long they'd carry a half brick sized stone in their bag. Often people unknowingly took them home
 
Jun 4, 2013
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:lol: "...can I have 1 million?" Exactly what someone mentioned above. Don't tell anyone or else you'd get a fuckton of leaches coming out of the woodwork. Anyways, that's a great prank. I've never done a prank on anyone, but I've been the victim of several. I grew up with a brother and 2 cousins. 4 kids in a house is pretty much prank central. I can't even remember any of them, though.

Well, one just came up in my head just now. Not really a prank, but I remember my brother made a dartgun from that Anarchy Cookbook (at least I think it was from that), and he shot a dart that landed on my buttcheek. That thing was pretty fucking powerful for being a crudely put-together thing.
 
May 16, 2013
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Just the usual kids stuff like pissing in a milk bottle, leaning it against someones front door and ringing the bell. Then watching as the piss goes all over their hall carpet when they open the door.

Our favorite though was scooping sloppy dogshit into a paper bag and lighting it before ringing the bell. Watching them stamping shit all over the place with a flaming foot was hilarious at the time.
 
Jun 7, 2013
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Best one we used to do as kids was fill a burst football up with rocks and stones and place it in a prime location for a long ball and stand about 20 meters away and wait for someone to walk past and shout, “ on me head mate”, poor cunts used to either hit the deck rolling round in pain or try an chase us but buckle after about 3 steps, fucking arl arse when I think back like but it was hysterical watching some tubby egg head face plant after a 10 yard run up
 

AnthonyWilliams

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May 9, 2013
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Best one we used to do as kids was fill a burst football up with rocks and stones and place it in a prime location for a long ball and stand about 20 meters away and wait for someone to walk past and shout, “ on me head mate”, poor cunts used to either hit the deck rolling round in pain or try an chase us but buckle after about 3 steps, fucking arl arse when I think back like but it was hysterical watching some tubby egg head face plant after a 10 yard run up
So your "best one" was basically being a cunt? Well played.
 
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AntG

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Nov 16, 2012
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I've been on the receiving end of a "chainsaw wake up" prank, believe me I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.
 
May 21, 2013
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Best one we used to do as kids was fill a burst football up with rocks and stones and place it in a prime location for a long ball and stand about 20 meters away and wait for someone to walk past and shout, “ on me head mate”, poor cunts used to either hit the deck rolling round in pain or try an chase us but buckle after about 3 steps, fucking arl arse when I think back like but it was hysterical watching some tubby egg head face plant after a 10 yard run up
fucking hell man , dying
 
May 21, 2013
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Ok here you go.

We had a Xmas party in our old office, At that point we had 3 interns a Korean kid, an Italian- American girl and this half Polish - half Barbadian kid.

At that point I used to pretty much have a full bar at my desk we also had a keg of beer and
encouraged people to bring their own too.

Everyone was handed a beer when they walked in and possibly a shot

Katrina the Italian girl was at college and bought a bunch of her sorority sisters to the party (some were quality from memory and one she beast lets call her Sue)

So at some point in the party Katrina gets the two male interns , goes up to my desk, grabs my bottle of Devil Spring Vodka (151 proof) and says "cmon boys, shot for shot" Now social convention dictates as a man its ok to say "ah fuck that I am sticking to beers" or "okay" either is fine but as young males they were both keen to show they could go drink for drink for a girl

After about 3 rounds the asian kid made a dash for the bathroom , of course my sales guy Rich runs in there with his cell phone to document him puking every where.

Ralphy the Barbadian is still kinda holding his own but passes out knocking over a table in the middle of the floor, some of the hotter sorority sisters proceed to take photos posing over him etc etc

Anyways I leave about midnight and tell Rich my sales guy to make sure he locks up at the end of the night and I go home....

The next afternoon I get a call from Ralph "what the fuck am I still doing in your office??"

Just to be a dick I say "oh you don't remember you shagged that fat bird Sue and passed out afterwards"

He is like "WHATTTTTTTT"

He reaches in his wallet and his one condom is gone. Unbeknownst to me Rich and his room mate Jean were trying to get Ralphy up and out of the office at the end of the night, Jean picks up his wallet to find his home address and sees the rubber and says "he won't be needing that" and threw it across the room..

perfect...

So for weeks we torture this kid "How was it losing your virginity and not remember anything about it?"

"You dude Sue keeps calling you, she wants to hang out - you must have done something right"

"Dude, I am not even kidding, Sue says she is pregnant - how does it feel knowing you're going to be a father?"

So this goes on for weeks until we pretty much run out of gags to pull on him

One afternoon I take Rich and Ralphy to the pub and as we are sitting at the bar I am looking glum and shaking my head - Ralphy asks whats wrong

'I hit bottom today, the super of the building called me into his office, he has got security cam footage of you shagging Sue in the elevator"

he keeps looking at me waiting for me to break character and crack up, but I keep cool and have him convinced

As we walk back to the office to close out the day, the freight elevator opens and as if by magic the super sees me and Rich and shouts "hey fellas whats up?"

he then sees Ralphy points at him and shouts "You, YOU!! I've got security camera footage of you!!"

You could not have done it any better if you had planned it, turns out he had security camera footage of him in blackout trashing the elevator, had he said "I've got footage of you trashing my elevator" it wouldn't have worked but yet once again it worked out perfectly.

After about 3 months of torturing this kid he actually ran into her and found out the truth... poor guy
 

DB Cooper

peel me a grape
May 17, 2013
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I've been on the receiving end of a "chainsaw wake up" prank, believe me I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.
The morning after a 21st there were 4 of us sleeping it off in a caravan out the back of the party house. The father of the guy who's 21st it was went and got the chainsaw, started it up at the bottom of the caravan steps and then walked in with it running. Holy shit it was loud!
 
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DB Cooper

peel me a grape
May 17, 2013
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My brother was sharing with a mate. His mate went out one Saturday night and my brother stayed in and had a quiet one.

The last thing his mate said was be sure to write down the Tattslotto numbers. My brother being the absolute prick he is, found his mate's Tattslotto ticket, copied his numbers onto a piece of paper and then left it prominently where he would be sure to find it.

The next morning my brother was awoken by much misplaced excitement. What a prick!
 
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not on par with others in the thread but i remmeber in school there was one class where i was with all the troublecausers, teacher had gone out to probably give someone a telling off and while he was gone one of the kids first trimmed a couple of pubes and put them in the teachers cup of coffee. but the funniest thing he got a pritt stick and stuck it to the roof right above the teachers desk. it must have been a good 20mins or so but eventuallky when the guy was sat back at his desk (cant remember if he took a swig of pube coffee) the stick of glue fell right into the coffee, actually couldnt have placed it in a better place
 

Honeybee

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Oct 27, 2013
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It was on an April Fool's day. I was at work and I had the intention of going to this nearby to cafe to grab a coffee and something to eat. When I went out to the lot I noticed my car wasn't there. I didn't want to believe it at first so I said maybe I had parked somewhere else instead and I went around the school lot checking, no sign of my car. The realization that my car had been stolen set in and I began to worry. I went to speak with the school headmaster and told him about the situation, that the culprit had to have been recorded by the security cameras. He told me to remain calm he would look into it right this moment. In the meantime I am texting/calling my spouse about what happened. I had to finish the rest of the day, but about half an hour before end of the school day he came by my room and told me to go this office at the end of the day. So I go and I notice he and his assistant are in the room. He started by telling me that all the appropriate people had been notified but he still didn't know where the car was or could be, but he did know someone that does - at this point I am really confused and then there is a knock at the door. The door opens and my spouse walks into the room, at this point I am REALLY confused. I was like what are you doing here and that is when the "ha ha April Fool's" was planted on me. My spouse had coordinated the whole thing with the school (& also has a set of keys for my car). I was FURIOUS, but at the time more overcome with embarrassment then anything else. I gave the silent treatment for the rest of the day lol but by next morning I was over it & just burst out loud laughing.
 

hazza

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Sep 2, 2013
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ok firstly, you are all a bunch of dirty low cunts - keep it up, these pranks are great :lol:

secondly, I want to know where you can buy those fake scratch and win lotto tickets - I saw it on pawn stars and they pranked chum with it - the amount of people I know that would fall for that haha.

now then, the only prank I can remember pulling was on a mate bound for England, he had a farewell party that night and his old flame from oz was over there in London already and we knew they'd end up with each other.

so I thought what the hell, I got a photo of her and blew it up on some A3 at work with messages on each one saying stuff like can't wait to see you babe, counting the minutes etc. I took them round to the party house and we stuck them up all over the place, ready for when he walked in and we'd give him a bit of a ribbing and all's sweet.

well it kinda backfired because he walked in with a chick he was seeing on the side and was hoping to get a few last roots out of her before he left bound for jolly England to meet his true love. so we really fucked that up for him, she went off man, started laying into him, calling him a 2 timing fuckin cunt and stormed out.

I was lucky my mate ever spoke to me again but eventually he saw the funny side of it, and actually thanked me at his wedding because he ended up marrying the bird in England after all :good
 
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Best prank I was the victim of would be when I was a green private in the Army.

Was out in the field working hard on a 113 when a guy from my squad sent me on an errand to fetch some ficticous item from someone or someplace. The item was 'chem light batteries', and the person I was sent to ask was a Sergeant Major.

As the words came out of my mouth I knew it was bullshit and fear washed over me. The Sargent Major yelled "who sent you over here?" I pointed over to the track and no one was there. He laughed and went back into his tent.
 
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