What's the weirdest/kinkiest/most uncomfortable thing that a chick has ever suggested to you?

Haggis

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Whether she wanted to do it to you, or you to do it to her? She wanted to do some weird roleplay, or wanted you to slap her or pinch her way harder than you were comfortable with, or wanted you to degrade the shit out of her or whatever?

Any amusing stories?


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Haggis

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The point of the question that this is not about revealing your own bizarre, creepy fetishes to everyone here, but rather those of someone else that you were unfortunate to encounter at some point. :lol:

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bballchump11

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Just a few weeks ago, this girl pulled my dick out and sucked it in front of her 2 gay friends. Later on when everybody went to sleep, we fucked on the kitchen floor with her female friend watching in the corner. She thought I couldn't see her :lol:.

And no, they did not get involved. Just spectated. I know that question was coming next.
 
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Tuff Gong

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The point of the question that this is not about revealing your own bizarre, creepy fetishes to everyone here, but rather those of someone else that you were unfortunate to encounter at some point. :lol:

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TELL YOURS!!! TELL YOURS!!!
 

Haggis

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TELL YOURS!!! TELL YOURS!!!
Four notifications from you in three different threads in the last 20 minutes, all crying about how you don't like me. Get off my dick, man. You're what, 50 years old? Have a look at yourself mate.

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Tuff Gong

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Four notifications from you in three different threads in the last 20 minutes, all crying about how you don't like me. Get off my dick, man. You're what, 50 years old? Have a look at yourself mate.

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Crying again you pathetic cunt? 2 of those notifications were me replying to posts of yours 2 were replies to this very thread. Get off your high horse & get back on to providing "positive net contribution" you cancerous bitch.
 

Haggis

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Whatever, it's several months overdue but I'm finally putting you on ignore. Every day with this shit - it's enough. No doubt you'll constantly quote me for the next year or two anyway, but it'll be wasted effort. Have a long and happy life, or die in a fire tomorrow - either or is fine. :good

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Haggis

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Just be aware that any reply you give will in effect be sexting Haggis, as he will no doubt be masturbating as he is reading it.

:lol:

I'm not that kinky a guy, so I have only come across a couple of actual uninhibited freaks. (So to speak.) But there are guys here who have all sorts of insane-to-me stories about fucking chicks in public on lad's holidays, some random slag wants to get a train run on her, all kinds of weird stuff. I'm sure between all of us here, we can enjoy some funny stories. :good

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Tuff Gong

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Whatever, it's several months overdue but I'm finally putting you on ignore. Every day with this shit - it's enough. No doubt you'll constantly quote me for the next year or two anyway, but it'll be wasted effort. Have a long and happy life, or die in a fire tomorrow - either or is fine. :good

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:lol: Funny how when you do this to @Bogotazo it's okay but you can't hack it from anyone else
 

Haggis

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:lol: Funny how when you do this to @Bogotazo it's okay but you can't hack it from anyone else
I don't send Bogo half a dozen notifications every fucking day. I might make a reference to him once a week, and 90% of the time it's in a joking-type manner.

Also, I am perfectly happy to be entirely civil to Bogo. You are not prepared to be civil to me.

I will reply to your last post in the Ian Brady thread and then that is it. Which will enhance both my personal forum experience, and also everybody else's who reads any thread that you notice I've posted in.

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Tuff Gong

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I don't send Bogo half a dozen notifications every fucking day. I might make a reference to him once a week, and 90% of the time it's in a joking-type manner.

Also, I am perfectly happy to be entirely civil to Bogo. You are not prepared to be civil to me.

I will reply to your last post in the Ian Brady thread and then that is it. Which will enhance both my personal forum experience, and also everybody else's who reads any thread that you notice I've posted in.

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I thought you'd put me on ignore?

Civil to Bogo? :lol: Sure mate, it seems you're guilty of everything you accuse Bogo of being - funny, for such a self-aware autist you sure are clumsy when it comes to self-analysis.

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Most uncomfortable I have ever felt due to a woman:- SOoooooo I was smashing my friends wife quite a lot ( years ago ) on this one occasion she called me up as she was out shopping and was horny as fuck, so we met up in a pull in in a Forest, probably 30 or so meters from the road. I was there before her and she drove in after me. She got in my car and as per norm with her we had great sex and foreplay I thought I had a high sex drive lol. Well as per usual we had passer's by and cyclist neither of us would bat an eye lid or care. So after we had finished she gets in her car and the fucking thing won't start, we tried for ages and eventually she decided to call the local garage for a tow. I never gave it 2 thoughts who she called I just wanted to get the fuck home, the truck pulled up and low and behold her fucking father in law jumps out the cab.... I was like WTF and he chased me down a Forest foot path swinging a massive Tow chain... Needles to say we were a lot more careful in furture.. I felt bad but the sex was worth it
 

thehook13

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Whatever, it's several months overdue but I'm finally putting you on ignore. Every day with this shit - it's enough. No doubt you'll constantly quote me for the next year or two anyway, but it'll be wasted effort. Have a long and happy life, or die in a fire tomorrow - either or is fine. :good

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The guys a creep with no boundries. Complete pest and orys into personal life. Good call here
 
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A girl wanted to do some ass play on me.

I said I'd give it a try after much cosxo,g but once those fingers hit..

I pretended to go on with it and pretend to liked it but it's fucking weird. Nothing should touch a man's anus. Not even a tongue.

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Whatever, it's several months overdue but I'm finally putting you on ignore. Every day with this shit - it's enough. No doubt you'll constantly quote me for the next year or two anyway, but it'll be wasted effort. Have a long and happy life, or die in a fire tomorrow - either or is fine. :good

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That's a shame.

The daily matey Aussie banter between you and Tuff Gong,has been one of the highlights for me,here.

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