I did it again today but this time cooked with small, quartered tomatoes. I'd nipped the stem bit off the skin so when I squashed them onto the toasted Sheldon's muffins - these cunts
- so I could smear the cooked tomato around and easily lift and discard the skins. Salt and black pepper on the microwaved pulp, topped with microwaved bacon. Washed down with tea made in the microwave.