When was the last time you consumed a sandwich, is this something you enjoy?

Ronsonfly

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I did it again today but this time cooked with small, quartered tomatoes. I'd nipped the stem bit off the skin so when I squashed them onto the toasted Sheldon's muffins - these cunts



- so I could smear the cooked tomato around and easily lift and discard the skins. Salt and black pepper on the microwaved pulp, topped with microwaved bacon. Washed down with tea made in the microwave.
 

DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
So @Primate has snuck a pic of a massive double burger in here, quite contentiously passing it off as a sandwich, would mushrooms on toast count as an open sandwich?
 

DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
I honestly think an open sandwich ceases to be a sandwich.

A baked bean toastie though...
Well, I tend to agree with you there, how can food sitting upon a slice of bread/toast be a sandwich!? There’s no sandwiching happening!

A baked bean toastie? I don’t know if a jaffle can be considered a sandwich or not, it’s on its way to becoming a makeshift pie...
 
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I love sandwiches.....probably the best thing to eat while riding a bike, taking a shit, watching TV or surfing Pornhub.

I like cold sandwiches with cheese, meat and tomatoes, I like hot sandwiches with chips or egg and bacon, or even sausages, I like putting whatever I’m currently eating in a sandwich.....pies, roast chicken dinner, curry, sausage, chips and beans. I even like the sandwiches that are sold at 7-11. I like toasted sandwiches too.

Thing is, I’m on a Keto diet at the moment, so bread is out. Fuck I’m depressed but I’ll be making cloud bread and some bread using almond flour when I get home, so hopefully I can actually have a sandwich.
 
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REDC

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I made myself a sandwich, bacon on sourdough, lots of bacon, I mean lots of bacon.

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I took a cue from the other thread and sat down to eat it, was a time of great enjoyment. When was the last time you had a sandwich, what was on it, did you sit down to eat it? Discuss.
Why is the cheese not melted? Better have a good excuse.
 

Joe

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Had a double ham and cheese sammich this morning for breakfast, considering having some tea with toast and marmalade right now cause I have room for something sweet after dinner
 

DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
I love sandwiches.....probably the best thing to eat while riding a bike, taking a shit, watching TV or surfing Pornhub.

I like cold sandwiches with cheese, meat and tomatoes, I like hot sandwiches with chips or egg and bacon, or even sausages, I like putting whatever I’m currently eating in a sandwich.....pies, roast chicken dinner, curry, sausage, chips and beans. I even like the sandwiches that are sold at 7-11. I like toasted sandwiches too.

Thing is, I’m on a Keto diet at the moment, so bread is out. Fuck I’m depressed but I’ll be making cloud bread and some bread using almond flour when I get home, so hopefully I can actually have a sandwich.
Try using two chicken schnitzels instead of bread.
 
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Chicken & bacon spread on white bread topped with grated Mozzarella.

I'm actually going to have another now.
 
Nov 14, 2015
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I love sandwiches.....probably the best thing to eat while riding a bike, taking a shit, watching TV or surfing Pornhub.

I like cold sandwiches with cheese, meat and tomatoes, I like hot sandwiches with chips or egg and bacon, or even sausages, I like putting whatever I’m currently eating in a sandwich.....pies, roast chicken dinner, curry, sausage, chips and beans. I even like the sandwiches that are sold at 7-11. I like toasted sandwiches too.

Thing is, I’m on a Keto diet at the moment, so bread is out. Fuck I’m depressed but I’ll be making cloud bread and some bread using almond flour when I get home, so hopefully I can actually have a sandwich.
Not sure if these qualify as a sandwich, but try a sausage roll roll next time you are having a break from keto.



I drown mine in tomato sauce. Magnificent.