Which Spice Girl Do You Prefer?

Which of the Spice Girls Do You Prefer

  • Emma Bunton

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Geri Halliwell

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Victoria Beckham

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Melanie Brown

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • Melanie Chisholm

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • Total voters
    19

Bob Weaver

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Jul 6, 2019
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Tough choice.

Mel C and Victoria both out the running for me. Least attractive and sour faced.

Geri and Mel B both sexy until they open their mouths.

Bunton is the best all rounder, but maybe a bit Vanilla.

Think I'll go Ginger and pray I become deaf.
 

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R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Tough choice.

Mel C and Victoria both out the running for me. Least attractive and sour faced.

Geri and Mel B both sexy until they open their mouths.

Bunton is the best all rounder, but maybe a bit Vanilla.

Think I'll go Ginger and pray I become deaf.
You leave Emma alone, Duran. She's not Vanilla. She'd be an absolute wizard between the sheets.

Geri is (was) ace, she had boobs to kill for, but you're absolutely correct, you'd have to be deaf to entertain a relationship with her. Still wouldn't mind a go.
 
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R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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The black one all day long. Especially when she was younger.
She was prime, John, in her day.

Emma was a different kind of f*nny though.

She was strangely innocent, but also f*cking dirty at the same time.

Emma Bunton is my favourite woman on earth.

She's 45. She doesn't look that old.

I'm going to scrap her husband for her. I'll be going all Izzy Vasquez on him.
 

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R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Leave married women alone ffs!!!
I don't care about husbands and boyfriends.

I guess that's why I get my teeth punched in (they're fixed now). I should be slipping punches like a prime Pernell Whitaker, unfortunately I'm not that talented. Never mind.

I've taken a hiatus from fucking other men's wives/girlfriends. The stress levels are too high and I can't have people turning up at my door threatening to kill me.

I would make an exception for Emma Bunton. I'd step up in weight to scrap her fella if it meant I got a shot at her.
 
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R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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I liked Geri, but to be honest the only one I wouldn’t do is posh too scrawny. Geri did some nudes take gander
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That was the Playboy shoot, the only porn magazine I ever bought in my 40 years. I bought it in Soho, London when I lived down there. I have no idea where it is now (the magazine, not Soho).

Geri would be fun. She'd f*cking ride you like a Blackpool donkey.