There's this guy that calls himself Wallet that did an article on the front page. Are you any relation to him?
Sister? Is that you in your avatar? You look so nice and innocent...it's been a while since I've done this, but, how do I say this? Are your parents terrorists? Because you are the bomb.Yes.
...Uh...if I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Do you have any Russian in you? No? Would you like some? ...Hey, listen, fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your first name Shaniqua?This is a bit awkward but, erm, yeah.